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marval

Oops

A young man came home from the office and found his bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers."...
21:53 Fri 06th Sep 20133 answers, last by Canary42 00:59 Sat 07th Sep 2013
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Jemisa

Jemisa.

Sorry I haven't been on par lately but i'm poorly, from somewhere I've picked up a bacterial infection facial (Cellulitis) its a bugger I look like the elephant man. I've been going to the docs for...
14:22 Fri 06th Sep 201318 answers, last by Tilly2 21:49 Fri 06th Sep 2013
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Gizmonster

Horoscopes - Who Believes In This Drivel ????

Russell Grant came on "This Morning" on ITV earlier and started waffling on about how Saturn's presence was influencing this and that ... blah, blah, blah. What a load of cr@p. Why do people believe...
11:45 Fri 06th Sep 2013101 answers, last by jim360 15:01 Sat 07th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, September 06

Good morning all Here is the picture for today, have fun and I shall pick the winner tonight http://londonist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/boriscroc.png...
10:00 Fri 06th Sep 201312 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:29 Fri 06th Sep 2013
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cupid04

''babe Is It In?''

''Babe is it in?'' ''Does it hurt?'' ''uh huh.'' ''Let me put it in slowly.'' ''It still hurts.'' ''Okay let's try another shoe size.'' I bet I know what you lot were thinking!...
03:37 Fri 06th Sep 20133 answers, last by marval 14:15 Fri 06th Sep 2013
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Svejk

Having Rants And Stupid Suggestions In The Latest Posts-Can You Stop Them?

sometimes the latest post box is flooded with rants and moans and barely any proper questions - and its annoying and pointless - they are not things you look at because the title interests you - you...
02:39 Fri 06th Sep 201314 answers, last by DTCwordfan 05:48 Fri 06th Sep 2013
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marval

Not Long

A young couple in love finally got all approvals and set their wedding date. The frisky bride-to-be cuddles up to her fiancee and said, "Darling, you know I want to fulfill this fantasy of mine to...
19:03 Thu 05th Sep 20136 answers, last by puddle-duck 23:45 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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magicmick

Another Blonde Joke

A man wanted to buy his young blonde wife something for their first wedding anniversary so he decided on a mobil phone. He showed her the phone and all its features, next day she was shopping when the...
22:19 Thu 05th Sep 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:34 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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magicmick

He Must Pay

Husband and wife had a tiff, wife called up her mom "He fought with me again I am coming to live with you" Mom said "no darling he must pay for his mistake I am coming to live with you."...
22:43 Thu 05th Sep 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:33 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, September 05

good morning everyone here is the picture for today, let us see how funny you all can be i shall choose the winner when i get home tonight (around 2330hrs), have fun...
09:42 Thu 05th Sep 201317 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:28 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

My Girlfriend.......

......... drew a map of India then asked,  "does Mumbai look big in this?"...
00:36 Thu 05th Sep 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:39 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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Jemisa

Sniff Test...

A woman walked into a very busy butcher's shop. Looking at meats and poultry on display, she suddenly grabbed hold of a prepared chicken, she picked up one wing, sniffed it, picked up the other wing...
00:57 Sat 17th Aug 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:34 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

I Google................

........."Missing medieval servant" it came up with "Page not found"....
00:20 Thu 05th Sep 20134 answers, last by Svejk 00:32 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

I Went Out......

…with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number She looked great going down the stairs....
23:56 Wed 04th Sep 20134 answers, last by viv38 17:08 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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queenofmean

Jeezo...

....what part of No I'm sorry its too late and I don't want to go out - do some men have particular issue with. Answers on a postcard please...
23:49 Wed 04th Sep 201313 answers, last by queenofmean 00:11 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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queenofmean

Ricky Update

for all of you who are following his progress via myself. I have since found out that he was considered stable to be transferred to a similar unit nearer his home and his family. So he will continue...
22:05 Wed 04th Sep 20138 answers, last by mallyh 22:29 Wed 04th Sep 2013
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cupid04

Why Do Men....

Q] Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A] Because breasts don't have eyes!...
17:36 Wed 04th Sep 20135 answers, last by tonyav 20:55 Wed 04th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, September 04

good morning, here is today's picture have fun with it, and i shall award the best one tonight have a good day http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38223000/jpg/_38223314_pa_jumping300.jpg...
09:28 Wed 04th Sep 201321 answers, last by aelmpvw 07:55 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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marval

Pole

A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?" "I'm a fireman," his old friend replies. "Yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman," says the guy. "Well," says his...
23:02 Tue 03rd Sep 20132 answers, last by berniecuddles 14:23 Wed 04th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Queenofmean

good evening queenie, if you are about is there improvement on the status of the injured biker?...
21:18 Mon 02nd Sep 20139 answers, last by queenofmean 23:08 Tue 03rd Sep 2013

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