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Eve

If You Could Write A Book About Anything What Would It Be?

Have been thinking a bit about this recently and thinking of the phenomenal recent success of authors like EL James (50 Shades), JK Rowling (Harry Potter) and Stephenie Meyer (Twilight), it does make...
20:08 Tue 03rd Sep 201340 answers, last by Eve 10:50 Wed 04th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition - September 03

good morning everyone engage your funny circuits, here is the picture for today the most humerous will, as usual, be awarded best answer tonight have fun...
08:06 Tue 03rd Sep 201336 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:29 Tue 03rd Sep 2013
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berniecuddles

Sandwiches!!

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I...
15:55 Tue 03rd Sep 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 16:59 Tue 03rd Sep 2013
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albaqwerty

Water Going Off At 3Pm

back on at 5am tomorrow. Surprising what we take for granted until it's not available isn't it?...
14:43 Tue 03rd Sep 201320 answers, last by Eve 19:19 Tue 03rd Sep 2013
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lightbulb247

Living In Another Country

If you could live in one other country what would it be and why?...
08:38 Tue 03rd Sep 201325 answers, last by lightbulb247 08:24 Sat 07th Sep 2013
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Jemisa

Snip - Snip....

A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area. >>> The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.. >>> >>> He lifts up her skirt and...
12:03 Tue 03rd Sep 20135 answers, last by marval 14:29 Tue 03rd Sep 2013
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berniecuddles

Chinese Proverbs....!

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going...
05:08 Tue 03rd Sep 20133 answers, last by marval 14:32 Tue 03rd Sep 2013
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berniecuddles

Good Morning Early Birds!

good morning all rather dark but at least dry here supposed to be very warm for the next 3-4 days long may it last!
04:39 Tue 03rd Sep 2013109 answers, last by excelsior-1 08:27 Tue 03rd Sep 2013
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vernonk

Banter Or Bitchiness

Anyone watching BBC Breakfast this morning? Interesting handovers to business correspondent Steph at a recycling plant. Am I alone in sensing tension between her and Louise Minchin?
08:20 Tue 03rd Sep 20136 answers, last by Psybbo 19:58 Tue 03rd Sep 2013
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DJHawkes

Justice?

http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/texas-dad-beats-his-daughters-child-molester-to-death-he-wont-be-charged/ different way of dealing with it...
22:28 Mon 02nd Sep 201352 answers, last by Clanad 14:29 Wed 04th Sep 2013
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tinkerbell23

If You Couldnt Fail...

What would you try to do!? Xx...
22:33 Mon 02nd Sep 201336 answers, last by giveup 22:28 Tue 03rd Sep 2013
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cupid04

A Husband...

A husband comes home from work and finds his wife lying naked on the bed with just a cauliflower covering her nether regions. 'Pretty, isn't it?' she says with a smile. 'I call it vegazzle.'...
22:20 Mon 02nd Sep 20133 answers, last by frugalfred 09:50 Tue 03rd Sep 2013
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cupid04

A Woman Is...

A woman is confiding in a friend. 'I have an orgasm every time I sneeze,' she whispers. 'The doctor told me the condition could be contagious.' 'Goodness!' her friend replies. 'I don't suppose you...
22:15 Mon 02nd Sep 20132 answers, last by triffic 09:55 Tue 03rd Sep 2013
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cupid04

See How Far This Goes....

Good morning from Cupid04. Time for a new one as the old has just disappeared from the latest post. Anyone can join in, you just follow on from the previous song. I'll start you off with:- It's four...
03:30 Thu 29th Aug 20133079 answers, last by cupid04 14:37 Tue 01st Oct 2013
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starone

Black Angus Bull

I recently spent £6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that...
21:04 Mon 02nd Sep 20133 answers, last by coffeeboy 22:18 Tue 03rd Sep 2013
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starone

Silence In An Irish Court

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You ba*stard!" The judge says, "You're...
20:55 Mon 02nd Sep 20135 answers, last by marval 23:23 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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maggiebee

Life Before The Computer

Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A keyboard was the piano A CD was...
13:07 Mon 02nd Sep 201325 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 21:53 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition September 02

good morning everyone puddle_duck was the winner of yesterday's competition, well done to her here is the picture for today - have fun with it, and i shall award the winner tonight have a good day...
07:22 Mon 02nd Sep 201318 answers, last by puddle-duck 23:34 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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stewey

I Just Prepared...

supper for tonight. Bangers and mash. The bangers are hiding under a layer of fried green and red peppers, vidallia(sp) onions, and tomatoes. The mash will have a topping of mushroom gravy; and there...
20:22 Mon 02nd Sep 201324 answers, last by joggerjayne 21:17 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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BlueToffee

Only In The U S A!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=413271981325&set=vb.706181325&type=2&theater...
19:16 Mon 02nd Sep 201314 answers, last by jim360 10:42 Tue 03rd Sep 2013

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