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maggiebee

Fore!

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4,STAY OUT OF THE WATER 5 . TRY NOT TO...
15:29 Sat 31st Aug 20136 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:03 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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marval

Dogs And Men

How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. 3. Both mark their territory. 4. Neither tells you what's bothering them....
14:58 Sat 31st Aug 20136 answers, last by berniecuddles 17:15 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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cupid04

Knock Knock

Knock knock Who's there? Myth. Myth who. I myth you too. xx...
13:39 Sat 31st Aug 201312 answers, last by albaqwerty 14:44 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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Steve.5

At What Lengths Would You Go ;

Jan, Sue, and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school. They rediscover each other via Friends Reunited, and arrange to meet for lunch. Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She...
11:25 Sat 31st Aug 20133 answers, last by shoota 15:40 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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Slapshot

Good Morning Early Birds...

Except they are all having a sneaky Saturday lie in... wish someone had told me!!..... come on you lot get up!!...
06:05 Sat 31st Aug 201347 answers, last by Dee Sa 08:09 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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stewey

Well.

It's quite quiet on here right now, so I think that I shall plod across the field and celebrate the long weekend. I say "plod" because a faster pace, with a humidex of 35, might be too...
20:58 Fri 30th Aug 201328 answers, last by tonyav 21:31 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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stewey

It's A Long Weekend...

here and in the States. It's what you guys call a Bank Holiday. Anyway ,we name our holidays, and this is "Labor Day weekend". Strange name considering how many people will not be labouring. See, I...
18:46 Fri 30th Aug 20135 answers, last by stewey 19:06 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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excelsior-1

Women Are Like... (You Asked For This, Cupid)

oh s***, i cannot think of anything :-/...
17:37 Fri 30th Aug 20137 answers, last by mickthemuppe 22:57 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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vernonk

Rainbow!

Anyone know how I can contact Rod, Jane and Freddy from the old TV series Rainbow?
12:33 Fri 30th Aug 201316 answers, last by Mattk 18:35 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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cupid04

Men Are Like....

Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion....
17:31 Fri 30th Aug 20133 answers, last by frugalfred 17:33 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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excelsior-1

From 'mock The Week'

i always enjoy watching mock the week, and there are two jokes that are, in my opinion, the best ever - i just saw one of them, it is as follows:- (from a section entitled 'unlikely things to hear in...
17:29 Fri 30th Aug 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 17:31 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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cupid04

Men Are Like....

Men are like computers Hard to figure out and never have enough memory....
17:04 Fri 30th Aug 201318 answers, last by Canary42 20:49 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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Smowball

Hello Strangers!

Havent been on here for ages! Gona have a mooch about for a bit and see what I've missed lol.
08:32 Fri 30th Aug 201324 answers, last by cupid04 17:18 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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DTCwordfan

For Tinks

That's a stonker of a diamond on your finger that you were showing in Smow's thread. I know that I haven't been on AB too much of late, except for boaty's GEMB, but I have missed something or a...
16:26 Fri 30th Aug 201311 answers, last by Caran 00:21 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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maggiebee

Discussion

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear............ Is he still wrong? Discuss...
22:09 Thu 29th Aug 20134 answers, last by shoota 15:12 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition 29Th August

good morning everyone here is the picture for today, have fun thinking up funny captions as usual, best answer to the one i find most humerous, when i judge tomorrow morning...
05:06 Thu 29th Aug 201334 answers, last by aelmpvw 07:37 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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Caribeing

Spot The Errors!

Went for lunch today to pub/restaurant, the waitress brought the Blackboard with the specials on it! carott and corriander soup, guiness steak pie, sheppards pie, she noticed we were amused by it and...
19:50 Thu 29th Aug 201328 answers, last by sandyRoe 19:02 Mon 09th Sep 2013
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sherrardk

Would Welcome Your Thoughts

A job has come up locally as a pre-school manager. I am hugely tempted to apply for it but I have no early years experience although I am a fully qualified secondary teacher with years of Senior...
20:45 Wed 28th Aug 201331 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:16 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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Supermike

Strictly

I'm sure it's common knowledge, but does anyone know who the Strictly celebs are this season?
16:21 Thu 29th Aug 20138 answers, last by DJHawkes 19:59 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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marval

Oops

Seeing a picture of his wife in the nude hanging at the art show, he demanded of her: "Did you really pose for that?" "Don't be ridiculous," she replied, "of course not. He painted it from memory."...
17:36 Thu 29th Aug 20136 answers, last by frugalfred 18:50 Thu 29th Aug 2013

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