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marval

Cereal

One day, 3 unemployed factory workers heard that a large food company was enlarging and needed more staff. So they went downtown to see if they could get themselves a job. After filing out their...
19:26 Mon 02nd Sep 20134 answers, last by Psybbo 19:32 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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berniecuddles

Dead Snake Massive But Be Warned!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150812743704738...
17:31 Mon 02nd Sep 20138 answers, last by sandyRoe 19:30 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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maggiebee

Deodorant

I bought a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said 'remove top and push up bottom' I can barely walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely...
18:15 Mon 02nd Sep 20134 answers, last by Psybbo 19:10 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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gness

Isn't It Lovely When...

You have an unexpected week away with nice people....You come home after a long, hot and sticky journey to a cool house.....You discover the house is cool because you left the back bedroom window wide...
17:15 Mon 02nd Sep 201346 answers, last by gness 11:08 Tue 03rd Sep 2013
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Bazile

Best One Liners

Are you or have you ever been a practicing homosexual ? What , with my feet ? ----------------- Can you fill that bottle . What , from here ?...
11:44 Mon 02nd Sep 201346 answers, last by andy-hughes 16:35 Tue 03rd Sep 2013
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maggiebee

Website Addresses

All of these are legitimate companies, who didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online name might appear!These are not made up. Check them out yourself! 1. 'Who Represents' is where...
12:40 Mon 02nd Sep 20132 answers, last by marval 15:38 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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nannybooby

Are You A Nanny Or A Gran?

or indeed a granddad or grampa , I only ask as last night on New Tricks ,they suggested the name Popsy for a granddad. I thought that this was unique to us !
12:46 Wed 14th Aug 201341 answers, last by TheOtherHalf 14:15 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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pipdawg

I Was Only Born In May This Year And Yet Many People Have Seen Me Regularly Drive A Car. What Is The Colour Of The Car ?

I was only born in May this year and yet many people have seen me regularly drive a car. What is the colour of the car ?
21:33 Wed 28th Aug 20135 answers, last by pipdawg 15:16 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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grasscarp

Thanks To The Mods

Hare Krishna, Krishna, Krishna Endless threads proliferate But this site is quick to kill them Thanks to those who moderate...
12:44 Mon 02nd Sep 201345 answers, last by Mamyalynne 14:37 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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LochNessMonster

Soldier On America

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you...
13:09 Mon 02nd Sep 20137 answers, last by heathfield 16:55 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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LochNessMonster

Never In A Month Of Sundays

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got...
13:13 Mon 02nd Sep 20134 answers, last by cupid04 16:10 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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Svejk

Fao Tilly

Where you bin,Cariad. I've missed you. ;)
08:27 Mon 02nd Sep 20134 answers, last by Tilly2 08:39 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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Baby_Sham

Dreams - What Do They Mean???

This is really, really weird... I had a dream last night that I was given a pair of rollerskates and the rest of the dream was about me rollerskating everywhere. Then... my friend text me this morning...
21:43 Sun 01st Sep 201318 answers, last by elijahwylie 10:39 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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starone

An Ode To Farts

When the need to break wind is one that arises Remember that fa*rts come in all shapes and sizes. There is scarcely a sound to accompany some While others erupt with great noise from your bum. The...
21:25 Sun 01st Sep 201323 answers, last by marval 15:37 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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marval

Oops

John meets Bill at the bar and he is looking somewhat sheepish and embarrassed. Bill says, "Hey John, whats wrong?" John says, "I received a party invitation last night and it plainly said 'Black Tie'...
13:55 Sun 01st Sep 20136 answers, last by cupid04 20:18 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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candysherbet

The Answerbank

I'm just wondering how far a field this forum reaches around the globe.I'm in Bonnie Scotland-well it's blowing a gale out there the now right enough! Where's everyone else from?...
19:59 Sun 01st Sep 201381 answers, last by BlueToffee 05:24 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition September 01

Good morning everyone Here is the picture for today - start thinking, and i shall pick the funniest one for best answer tonight Have fun...
07:24 Sun 01st Sep 201318 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:12 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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fraser

Good Evening

had a sleep after finishing work, what everybody upto tonght? looking forward to work tomorrow?...
18:33 Sun 01st Sep 201314 answers, last by ~Wingnut~ 19:21 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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Tilly2

Phew,

I've had visitors for the last eleven days and they've just gone. I am shattered! Now got to go shopping as there's no food in the house. I had a lovely time but you can't really relax when you have...
14:06 Sun 01st Sep 201358 answers, last by tonyav 19:59 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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Kramer21

Calling Any Colombo Fans Out There

If my memory serves me correctly there was an episode where two youths were selling drugs in an alleyway and there was some kind of party by the swimming pool resulting in one of the youths who had...
14:14 Sun 01st Sep 201320 answers, last by mccfluff 13:02 Mon 02nd Sep 2013

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