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bibblebub

You're Just Driving Along

minding your own business when suddenly...
12:41 Sun 01st Sep 20138 answers, last by pixie373 18:47 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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maggiebee

Late

Does running late count as exercise?
10:38 Sun 01st Sep 20133 answers, last by pixie373 12:30 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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Mampara

David Frost Dies

David Frost has died of a heart attack age 74. Great broadcaster....
12:03 Sun 01st Sep 201327 answers, last by emmie 08:49 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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erin-x

Support For Maggies...

Hi everyone! I feel a bit cheeky posting this and can't quite remember if I'm allowed to but what the hell! I'm doing a 10 mile charity walk for Maggies on Saturday and we are really struggling to...
13:10 Thu 29th Aug 201333 answers, last by erin-x 19:25 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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maggiebee

Crazy Signs

You may have read some of these before - but just in case..... In an Office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR...
11:08 Sun 01st Sep 20135 answers, last by Fanriffic 18:15 Sat 09th Nov 2013
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excelsior-1

Now I Can Relax

well, i finished the quiz night paperwork - and the giant stew is under way, i am now going to watch a documentary i recorded yesterday evening '102 minutes that changed america' it is bound to be...
09:43 Sun 01st Sep 20138 answers, last by Steve.5 12:08 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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berniecuddles

Little Johnny!

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation...
09:39 Sun 01st Sep 20136 answers, last by bluetiger 10:27 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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moonraker558

Good Morning All

A hint of Autumn in the air I fancy........... Not long till Christmas now.......When should I put the sprouts on?...
05:31 Sun 01st Sep 201341 answers, last by DTCwordfan 08:12 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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Jemisa

Don't Stop....

A Frenchman, an Italian and an American are heading off to war when the Frenchman bragged that he made love to his wife 3 times last night to say goodbye. “Yeah, well I made love to my wife 6 times...
00:26 Sun 01st Sep 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:55 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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joggerjayne

Calling It A Night

It feels wrong, calling it a night, when loads of people are drifting down to the sea front for drinks at the Fortune Of War. But we were late last night, so I suppose we are being sensible. So now...
00:51 Sun 01st Sep 201315 answers, last by Dee Sa 07:57 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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WyeDyed

Alerts To Threats In 2013 Europe

From JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be...
20:41 Sat 31st Aug 201321 answers, last by Canary42 12:48 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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flump1

The X Factor

C'mon people , tune in to watch one ot two singers, a whole load of idiots and Sharon Osbourne who has just made me wet myself laughing at her. A good comedy show if ever there was one....
20:31 Sat 31st Aug 201320 answers, last by lozzer50 14:23 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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marval

How To Tell The Weather

To tell what the weather is, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is...
19:49 Sat 31st Aug 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:57 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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Jeza

This Made Me Laugh Out Loud...

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her six year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying " All of you b*stards who...
08:41 Fri 30th Aug 201311 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:33 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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lilacben

Harry Potter 2Nd Part Of Last Weeks Film.? When Is The 2Nd Half

on tv.? I thought it was today but have only just remembered and put tv on.?
19:18 Sat 31st Aug 20136 answers, last by lilacben 22:48 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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Just-Jude

House Of Wax!

Why have Madame Tussauds melted down Rolf Harris when the trial hasn't even started yet?
19:14 Sat 31st Aug 201328 answers, last by jno 15:40 Tue 24th Sep 2013
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EcclesCake

What's On The Menu This Weekend?

I'm contemplating Bang Bang Chicken to use up some odds and ends lurking in the fridge for supper this evening. Tomorrow will hopefully involve some beans and potatoes from the garden, protein TBD....
12:41 Sat 31st Aug 201338 answers, last by tonyav 19:44 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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flump1

Fox's Snaps

A new biscuit, made by Fox on offer at Sainsburys for 59p per pack ( over here ) are lush ! Caramel or hazlenut . No question, just wanted to share that vital information !...
19:01 Sat 31st Aug 20137 answers, last by flump1 20:26 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, August 31

good morning everyone - here is the picture for today i look forward to seeing your captions - the funniest gets best answer...
06:33 Sat 31st Aug 201319 answers, last by douglas9401 19:04 Wed 11th Sep 2013
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maggiebee

Refrigerator

When I came home from golfing today, the wife had left a note on the fridge: It's not working, gone to stay with my Mother. I can't take it anymore . I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the...
15:31 Sat 31st Aug 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:14 Sat 31st Aug 2013

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