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Bl***y British Gas!!

my annual service is overdue - at the beginning of july i spoke to a female at their offices and booked the engineer visit for this afternoon, it was the earliest date she could give me i specifically...
17:51 Thu 29th Aug 20137 answers, last by TheOtherHalf 11:11 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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marval

What Instrument Do You Play?

A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college. "George!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?" "Well," George replies. "I...
17:03 Thu 29th Aug 20133 answers, last by maggiebee 21:32 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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berniecuddles

Johnny And Jimmy!

Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” – asked Johnny. “Nope.” – replied Jimmy. “Well, did you get it for Christmas...
16:00 Thu 29th Aug 20138 answers, last by marval 16:59 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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NoMercy

Happy Birthday Pastafreak

Have a great day x x
16:09 Thu 29th Aug 201330 answers, last by pastafreak 01:25 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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pixie373

Happy Belated Birthday, Psybbo!

for yesterday? xxx...
19:32 Wed 24th Jul 201344 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:51 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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berniecuddles

Fore...........!!

A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor asked "What happened to you?" "Well I was playing Golf with...
20:53 Wed 28th Aug 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:43 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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maggiebee

Bang!

A tough old cowboy from Texas counselled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning. The granddaughter did...
09:43 Thu 29th Aug 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:41 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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berniecuddles

Cats And Men!

Why Cats Are Better Than Men!! A CAT always hits the litterbox. Better chance of training a CAT. No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it. You never have to...
10:30 Thu 29th Aug 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:39 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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maggiebee

All Tied Up

An oldie! Guy goes to a nightclub and is refused entry by the bouncer. He tells him "You are always trouble and in any case you haven't got a tie on so you can't come in". The guy goes round the back...
09:49 Thu 29th Aug 201320 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:38 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday 2Sp_

Have a lovely birthday!
09:36 Thu 29th Aug 201336 answers, last by 2sp_ 15:49 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Fredkins

Have a lovely birthday!
09:36 Thu 29th Aug 201321 answers, last by tiggerblue10 18:11 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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jd_1984

How Do You Know Its An Aber's Birthday?

How do you guys know to congratulate each other on your birthday's, just wondered?
15:19 Thu 29th Aug 201334 answers, last by Psybbo 19:55 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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berniecuddles

Good Morning Early Birds!

morning all what a lovely day yesterday tidied up the garden and resealed the conservatory roof (had a leak) looks like today is going to be nice as well
04:52 Thu 29th Aug 201383 answers, last by LochNessMonster 08:29 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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maggiebee

Liars?

Do not trust atoms................. they make up everything.
20:16 Wed 28th Aug 20136 answers, last by aelmpvw 08:47 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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hippyhoppy

Help Writing A Thank You Card

My uncle popped his cloggs in Feb.. and last week a cheque for £1,000 from his estate landed on my door mat, so I need to send Auntie Cyn a thank you card.. and all I have is 'just a quick note to...
19:35 Wed 28th Aug 201333 answers, last by joseph103 09:40 Sat 08th Oct 2022
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queenofmean

More News

.... just a wee message before I go to bed. Ricky got a visit from the team manager today and he squeezed his hand and opened his eyes. He is also out of High Dependency and is hopefully going to be...
23:13 Tue 27th Aug 201325 answers, last by queenofmean 21:16 Wed 28th Aug 2013
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marval

Two For One

Over dinner, Jill said to John, "I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me; he used really bad language; he even...
19:41 Wed 28th Aug 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 19:45 Wed 28th Aug 2013
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excelsior-1

I Fell Over Sixty Feet On Sunday

i was trying to get back to my seat in the cinema...
17:01 Wed 28th Aug 20135 answers, last by mazie 18:41 Wed 28th Aug 2013
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marval

Groan

The couple left the gynecologist's office with the wife in tears. They were just told that she could never become pregnant. They would never have the family they both desired so fervently. Suddenly, a...
22:45 Tue 27th Aug 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:56 Wed 28th Aug 2013
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pixie373

New Hamster! Called Tiffany!

First, thank you to all those who gave advice on lizards when my son was obsessed with them. We took your advice and went to shop to speak to people there. While my OH and i were deciding lizards were...
14:36 Wed 28th Aug 201332 answers, last by pixie373 14:29 Thu 29th Aug 2013

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