A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his holiday: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me...
One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. "Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked. "My goldfish died and I'm gonna...
Ok further to my two previous posts, re Egypt and a week in UK, we have now decided to forego Egypt (and lose our money unless FCO changes their mind) and I want to book a 'cheapish' if possible week...
So when do i submit mat leave etc. My manager hasn't advised me at all, don't think he has a clue. I will take my remaining holidays and add them to mat leave and hope to take mat leave around...
A little girl and a little boy were at nursery one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, want to play house?" He says, "Yes! What do you want me to do?" The girl replies, "I want you...
Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second. "My Goodness! Did you see that statue of the naked man back...
Jemisa walks into a chemist shop & asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes madam, would you like to buy one?" Our Jemisa says, "No thankyou, but do you mind...
Jack decided to go skiing with his mate Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house...
A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
Youdon't even ask me that Question, because , when I remember that party..., Well you're lucky you don�t bark....
with respects and apologies to Ric.ror here is another one - i am actually going to use this one in a quiz night i am hosting in october let's see how imaginative you can be...
i am asking on here as a last resort, because i am totally stumped public declaration of policies (11) to rhyme with tomatoes it's not 'manifestos' because that is only 10 letters an answer would be...
