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wendilla
1st sighting 9 24 pm for 6 mins W departing E 2nd sighting 11 pm for 3 mins W departing SW Don't hold out much hope for tonight it is overcast . Last 3 nights have been fantastic but still another...
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AlwaysConfused
Am a little annoyed with the tune in this advert, as I tend to associate it with Christmas music. Although the Co-op are showing families having a picnic, I feel that the retailers are targeting the...
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Jemisa
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier...
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Jemisa
A Dietitian was addressing a large audience in London: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your...
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Quoi
How do you make your girlfriend scream and moan while you're having sex? Ring her up and tell her!...
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excelsior-1
but i'm not - - - bear in mind that we are in the middle of the summer holiday season i worked in the goods-in department at work today (supermarket distribution warehouse), and took delivery of loads...
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queenofmean
....small and I mean SMALL progress has been made in Ricky's recovery. He is now breathing by himself and has moved his tongue. I believe that they are in the process of slowly bringing him round. But...
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wendilla
1st Sighting 10 12 pm for 5 mins W departing ESE 2nd sighting 11 49 pm for 1 min W departing WSW If clear skies again the 1st sighting should be good . Last night was spectacular...
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Jemisa
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother gets up and says to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she...
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Jemisa
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared...
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starone
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a...
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excelsior-1
Teacher: ....."And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose." Student: "So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it?" Teacher: "Technically. Yes." Student: "But it doesn't even taste like that"...
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Steve.5
Sent the wife to argos to get a george Foreman lean mean machine. They never had one but persuaded her to buy a Frank Bruno pop up toaster. Had to take it back as it only does three rounds....
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Tilly2
Why is it that whenever I try to open a tin of tomatoes with a pull ring on the top, the pull ring always comes off and I have to get the tin opener out? That really gets to me!...
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Spoonboy
Following on from my A to Z, Abers, I thought that I'd pose a harder one for you. Beginning with any letter in the alphabet, from the top of your head, see how many words you can think of with that...
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queenofmean
the one with the spained and twisted ligaments feels like its on fire and is feeling heavy - I've kept it supported and using my cream and resting it as best I can - should I worry and get it seen to...
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dizmouk2009
I'd like to start a completely non-intellectual conversation. Let's spitball here. What are you all thinking at this specific moment in time?...
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queenofmean
you might like to know that I was at the Speedway on Saturday night and there is no change in Ricky's condition. I've bought my Ricky wristband and hoping to make a difference when he comes back to us...
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berniecuddles
good morning all still dark here in bean kent! not chilly tho,oh well start of another week beckons soon be xmas, hope you all had a great weekend!
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fraser
what comics did you read as a kid, depending on age could be interesting1 I will start with; warlord, roy of the rovers please add your favourities while gness get me another drink!!

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