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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Tuesday..stopped raining thank goodness !...wee man coming to fit New front door today so hope it stays dry ...hope you are all good xxx
05:18 Tue 06th Aug 2013147 answers, last by Slapshot 08:00 Tue 06th Aug 2013
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wendilla

Spacestation On Its Rounds Again Over The Uk For A Few Weeks.

Tonights sighting 10 15pm 5 mins SSW departing E 2nd Sighting 11 50pm 3 mins WSW departing SW No chance here in the midlands just had heavy downpours most of the afternoon...
18:33 Mon 05th Aug 201326 answers, last by excelsior-1 07:33 Tue 06th Aug 2013
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excelsior-1

Καλό Βράδυ Από Τη Ζάκυνθο

hired a car today, and went round the island sight-seeing this included taking a glass bottom boat to the blue caves and shipwreck beach ... and a stop at the beach (i forget the name) that is...
17:52 Mon 05th Aug 201327 answers, last by Tilly2 19:49 Mon 05th Aug 2013
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excelsior-1

Good Afternoon All

well, half way through the holiday - it is 37 degrees c over here today i am constantly with a cocktail in my hand .... even when in the pool...
14:45 Sun 04th Aug 201318 answers, last by gness 18:13 Sun 04th Aug 2013
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leahbee

Has Anyone Heard

Has anyone heard from Queenie. I have been wondering how Rickie was doing and hoping that all our prayers were answered.
14:50 Sun 04th Aug 201318 answers, last by tonyav 18:22 Sun 04th Aug 2013
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Jemisa

Alcohol Is Bad....

Alcohol Is Bad For Legs.............................................................. A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a sexy blonde sitting by herself at the bar. He asks her, "May I...
23:33 Sat 03rd Aug 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 23:49 Mon 05th Aug 2013
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nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club. At the moment Nungate Towers are bathed in evening sunlight, which is reflected on the waters of the lake (which resembles a...
20:00 Sat 03rd Aug 2013184 answers, last by nungate 00:13 Sun 04th Aug 2013
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queenofmean

I Don't Often Ask For Much..

..but could you all do me a small favour and keep Ricky Ashworth in your thoughts and prayers. Ricky rides for my speedway team and is a very talented young rider and last night he was involved in a...
18:57 Sat 03rd Aug 201343 answers, last by queenofmean 19:35 Sun 04th Aug 2013
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maggiebee

Heaven's Gate

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line...
15:11 Sat 03rd Aug 20133 answers, last by cupid04 18:29 Sat 03rd Aug 2013
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Jemisa

5Lbs....

FIVE POUNDS OF FAT ..................................................................................... Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good to a man? A: Put a nipple on it....
12:50 Sat 03rd Aug 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 12:52 Sat 03rd Aug 2013
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Jemisa

Show Us Your....

One day a man walks up to a beautiful woman working in a library. “I’ll bet you three hundred quid that by this time tomorrow your nipples will be gone” The woman is completely shocked and...
12:30 Sat 03rd Aug 201313 answers, last by marval 13:31 Sat 03rd Aug 2013
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Jemisa

Marriage....

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband..... My wife and I always compromise; I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me...... It doesn't matter how...
00:54 Sat 03rd Aug 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 12:30 Sat 03rd Aug 2013
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marval

Congratulations

An Army major was conducting a field test when communications went dead, just when headquarters initiated a call to him. Immediately, he jumped into a jeep and ordered a sergeant to speed to the...
16:42 Fri 02nd Aug 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:40 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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Tilly2

Right, This Is It.

I have not been out walking for the last month because of the heat and/or the rain. Tonight is lovely, so at six o'clock I am going out for a proper walk for forty minutes. Anyone want to join me?...
17:41 Fri 02nd Aug 201375 answers, last by tonyav 20:03 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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Jemisa

The Surprise>>>>

A couple of Fella's had a dad who was turning 80. He'd been a widower for 15 years, so the sons chip in to buy their old dad a prostitute for the night as a surprise. She turns up at the Dad's door...
23:59 Thu 01st Aug 20134 answers, last by shoota 12:24 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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cupid04

Dentist.

A dentist has to remove a patient's tooth. 'I'll give you an injection so you won't feel the pain,' he says. 'No I hate needles,' the patient cries. So the dentist offers laughing gas. 'No, I'll...
02:35 Fri 02nd Aug 20136 answers, last by Jemisa 15:17 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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Ann

For Dtcwordfan's Birthday!

Happy Birthday DT, hope you have a lovely relaxing day with much happiness and sunshine! Lotsaluv xx
00:18 Fri 02nd Aug 201353 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:26 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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stewey

Supper, Dinner, Or Tea.

Whatever you call it, it's going to be new potatoes, mashed carrots and turnip, chicken breasts, and a side dish of thinly sliced cucumber swimming in balsamic vinegar. Keep it simple I say...Cheers.
20:45 Wed 31st Jul 201321 answers, last by tonyav 21:37 Wed 31st Jul 2013
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Bbbananas

flump It

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20:49 Wed 31st Jul 201334 answers, last by Barmaid 22:27 Wed 31st Jul 2013
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sp1814

Just Curious...what Is The First Film You Remember Seeing At The Cinema?

Apparently the first film I was taken to see was 'Bambi', but I have no recollection of that. The first film I actually [i]remember[i] seeing was 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks...and I kicked up a HUGE...
16:00 Tue 30th Jul 201360 answers, last by mikey4444 21:11 Tue 30th Jul 2013

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