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I Am Going To Hopefully Take In Ironing

hope it works bought my business cards
21:32 Wed 24th Jul 201368 answers, last by friedgreentomato 10:28 Mon 05th Aug 2013
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Tilly2

I'm Going To Put On A Cardigan

it's a bit chilly this morning.
09:40 Thu 25th Jul 201317 answers, last by Tilly2 11:12 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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plowter

What's A Polite Way To Answer A Mobile Phone?

In the good old days, we used to answer the telephone with 'Hello, Whitehall 231.' With the rise of mobile phones and spam calls that doesn't seem sensible. So, what's a polite way to answer one's...
20:37 Wed 24th Jul 201352 answers, last by triggerhippy 18:28 Tue 20th Aug 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. We had a bit of rain during the night, just enough to not need to water the garden. That'll do for now! Have a happy day everyone....
04:41 Thu 25th Jul 201369 answers, last by excelsior-1 09:23 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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sunny-dave

Redman And Rowan

I have just spotted in a couple of early morning threads that Rowan is hoping to have Redman home today, I think the news deserves a thread of its own so that late arrivals at AB towers don't miss it....
08:53 Thu 25th Jul 201336 answers, last by rowanwitch 07:50 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

Which One?

My friend Rita & I were talking. “At our age, I don’t know what would be worse; Parkinson”s or Alzheimer”s?" Rita said. and me her wise friend answered, “Oh I’d rather have Parkinson’s,...
12:10 Wed 24th Jul 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 23:40 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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marval

Oops

A girl came back home from the school and asked her Grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover ?" "A lover!!" the grandmother said. "Let me think. Lov... Lover... Oh, my God!" She rushed to the wall,...
21:33 Wed 24th Jul 20134 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 23:40 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

Guess My Weight?

On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carnival. When he asked her what she wanted to do first, Rose replied, "Get weighed." So Joe took her to the man with the scale who guesses people's weight....
23:30 Wed 24th Jul 201311 answers, last by Jemisa 23:15 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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Why Isn't This Already Illegal Across The Board?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23429849 disgusting practice....
10:49 Wed 24th Jul 201345 answers, last by MaryDou 20:23 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

The Letter...

A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in shaky handwriting to God. He thought, "I better open this...
00:24 Wed 24th Jul 201313 answers, last by sidkid 13:09 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

Nice Gift...

..................................................................................................... These lesbians next door gave me a Rolex watch for my birthday! It was a very nice gesture, but I...
23:55 Tue 23rd Jul 20136 answers, last by marval 14:58 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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Baby Updates

No not THAT baby - far more important. I've been out in the garden tonight and Mummy Hedgehog has been there with her two babies. The youngsters are doing their own thing (they don't follow Mummy...
23:42 Tue 23rd Jul 201315 answers, last by viv38 13:03 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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marval

My Antique

My antique Georgian mahogany writing desk has wormholes. I opened a drawer and ended up in the Nebula Galaxy. Easiest job in the world - Muslim psychic "I'm getting an 'M', Does the name 'Mohammed'...
19:38 Tue 23rd Jul 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:43 Tue 23rd Jul 2013
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maggiebee

The Day That The Rains Came Down

Cue for a song! Dundee is in the middle of a massive storm. Thunder, lightning and torrential rain. Guess the plants won't need watered today. So glad my holiday was last week when we had glorious...
11:00 Tue 23rd Jul 20138 answers, last by jno 22:41 Tue 23rd Jul 2013
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On A Nice Day ..............

On a nice day Rod Hull's Emu used to go along to his local football team's matches. He was accused of being a Wear Feather supporter....
11:09 Tue 23rd Jul 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 11:12 Tue 23rd Jul 2013
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Jemisa

Four Ways....

There are four types of sex, HOUSE SEX after you first get married you have sex all over the house.BEDROOM SEX, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many...
23:51 Mon 22nd Jul 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 07:56 Tue 23rd Jul 2013
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Wow

i have just been woken up by the most extraordinary thunder and lightning storm it really is quite spectacular...
02:50 Tue 23rd Jul 201313 answers, last by Baby_Sham 10:59 Tue 23rd Jul 2013
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paulllambert

Kate Has Gone Into Labour............

In other news, John Terry has been seen buying a surgeon's gown and a box of cigars.
14:34 Mon 22nd Jul 20134 answers, last by Svejk 22:32 Mon 22nd Jul 2013
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sp1814

The Royal Baby Name Sweepstake

Okay...place your bets. What do you think it will be? Just the first name, and one guess each. I've emailed the AB Editor, and he's promised £750 of Debenhams vouchers to the inner (to be shared if...
21:36 Mon 22nd Jul 2013141 answers, last by methyl 19:25 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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boxtops

Here's Something For Me To Be Fed Up About....

Scene - wonderful hot day. Drip coming from joint in soil pipe - is it foul water? Phoned plumber. Plumber came 3pm. Took joint off - poo-y water came out - rodded it - blocked manhole further down...
17:02 Mon 22nd Jul 201357 answers, last by Rosetta 21:50 Mon 22nd Jul 2013

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