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Mamyalynne

♫Happy Birthday Lie-In King ♫

Hope you have a fabulous time - King for a day, Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ♥ http://www.bakedbyjoanna.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Lion-Birthday.jpg Mamya ♥...
00:00 Fri 19th Jul 201359 answers, last by Psybbo 18:17 Fri 19th Jul 2013
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marval

Getting Their Own Back

A baby was born with the ability to talk. The first thing he said when he was born was, "Are you my mum?" "Why, yes!" his mother said. "I am!" "Well," the baby said, "I wanted to thank you for taking...
16:18 Fri 19th Jul 20133 answers, last by cupid04 18:07 Fri 19th Jul 2013
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LoftyLottie

What Has Made You Happy Today..............

even if it was only something very trivial. A nice happy thread! I have just had a lovely cuppa and chat with a friend in the local garden centre....
17:02 Fri 19th Jul 201348 answers, last by Baldric 19:17 Fri 19th Jul 2013
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excelsior-1

Two City Gents Walking In The Countryside

"look over there" "what, that bunch of cows?" "not bunch - herd" "eh?" "herd" "heard what?" "herd of cows" "of course i've heard of cows" "no no, a cow herd" "so? - - i don't care what a cow heard,...
17:51 Thu 18th Jul 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:40 Thu 18th Jul 2013
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excelsior-1

I Went To Veterinary College.......

..... and specialised in diseases and morphology of cows udders when i visited farms and began my inspections of udders i found the work was not quite as rewarding as i had hoped however, i did get an...
20:11 Thu 18th Jul 20136 answers, last by Tilly2 06:12 Fri 19th Jul 2013
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sp1814

What Song Would You Rock The House With On A Karaoke Night?

You don't have to be able to sing it particularly well, but you [i]would[i] have to briefly turn into a local superstar whilst singing it......
17:57 Thu 18th Jul 201325 answers, last by pixie373 22:20 Thu 18th Jul 2013
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excelsior-1

Papiss Cissé

fined for refusing to wear shirt showing Newcastle club sponsor Wonga.com Initial fine of £5,000, rising to £130,500 if he hasn't paid by the end of the month...
17:06 Thu 18th Jul 201313 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:52 Thu 18th Jul 2013
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lindapalmara

Anagrams Of Names

Not very good at anagrams. These are 4 anagrams of famous people's names and 3 of them have the same Christian names HEKBMAC EELSEC (Cleese?) MORENCA MLWASALI the odd one out is the answer. Thanks for...
16:52 Thu 18th Jul 201314 answers, last by vakayu 17:02 Thu 18th Jul 2013
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ferlew

No Eggs

Do chickens go 'off the lay' when it's hot? Been to 3 nearby places that sell eggs at the gate, not an egg to be had...
16:28 Thu 18th Jul 20138 answers, last by ferlew 18:36 Thu 18th Jul 2013
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Georgiesmum

Next Solar Eclipse In The U.k.

Can someone please tell me when the next solar eclipse is predicted in the UK please? Many thanks for any helpx...
16:14 Thu 18th Jul 20136 answers, last by Georgiesmum 19:16 Thu 18th Jul 2013
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jd_1984

How Hot Is It By You?

I know... a very obvious thread. But I always double take when the car temp reading is 30 degrees in this country!! My parents have just returned from Majorca and it was 2 degrees warmer in England...
16:13 Thu 18th Jul 201347 answers, last by jd_1984 07:17 Fri 19th Jul 2013
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4getmenot

Morning All

just thought i'd drop by to say hi. a few of you have asked how me and baby 4get are. we are great. he is coping well in the heat and is as god as gold. he has recently started smiling and melts my...
10:39 Wed 17th Jul 201335 answers, last by 4getmenot 21:25 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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excelsior-1

A Little Naughty (Forgive Me)

young lady goes to that tattoo parlour and asks for a tattoo to be done on her 'most intimate part' the artist asks her if she is absolutely certain she wants one there, as even with anaesthetic used,...
18:05 Wed 17th Jul 201314 answers, last by Jemisa 15:55 Thu 18th Jul 2013
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mrs_overall

Hello - Anyone Remember Me?

I am still in the land of the living and came home today. I am sore, tired and in a very pleasant morphine haze. For those of you that don't know, here is a brief summary. I have been ill since 31st...
19:09 Wed 17th Jul 201397 answers, last by pusskin 22:05 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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stewey

Cooling Off.

Here, you lot; take a roll in the field and cool off:) http://i39.tinypic.com/xq9laf.jpg...
19:03 Wed 17th Jul 201310 answers, last by stewey 21:11 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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marval

Virgin

A very 'straight and honest' small town girl is going to the city for work. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice. "Daughter, when you're in the city and if you're looking for a match...
18:57 Wed 17th Jul 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 15:37 Thu 18th Jul 2013
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fredkins

To My Friend Excel....

How are you my friend? We have not spoken for some time and I miss that.Please let me know how things are going with you and your life,I do miss our conversations,brief as they may have been.Please...
02:57 Sun 14th Jul 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 19:00 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Cupid!

Have a super sunshine-y day, lots of love xx
08:43 Wed 17th Jul 201339 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:22 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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fruitsalad

Long Range Weather

Where can I get a long range weather forecast from? If the weather is going to stay like this for a bit longer, I think I will book a week away...
18:20 Wed 17th Jul 20136 answers, last by rowanwitch 19:33 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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marval

Bad Mood

A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, "What's wrong, son?" The kid tells his dad that he's upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay. The...
17:36 Wed 17th Jul 20132 answers, last by pixie373 18:16 Wed 17th Jul 2013

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