Interesting story that has been rumbling on for a while over in the US. A male dentist fired a female dental assistant, who, in the words of both himself and,apparently his wife, was a long-term and...
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear everything a 100% The...
their description not mine http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/more-highbrow-jokes-we-didnt-realise-what-we-were-starting-8706418.html What’s the difference between an etymologist, and an...
young woman who wanted to become a nun, so she went to church to speak to a nun, The nun told her in order to become a nun you must go up stairs and draw Father Matthews bath water, and bring him his...
A Vicar was making rounds on his bicycle when he came upon a little boy selling a lawn mower. "How much are you wanting for the mower, asked theVicar?” "I just want enough money to go & buy me a...
Things you don't want to hear during surgery (bit American!) Better save that. We'll need it for the post mortem. Someone call the janitor. We're going to need a mop. Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad...
Summer vacation was over and Little Johnny returned back to school. Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Wait just a minute," she said. "I had Johnny...
... Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found...
Superman and Batman met for the first time. To start with it went well... 'That cape suits you well my friend'. said Superman 'Thanks' said Batman 'you're looking pretty good yourself' It didnt last...
Quiz Monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The vet told the family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves." "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked...
Boy: What's it called when 3 people have sex?
Girl: A threesome
Boy: What's it called when two people have sex?
Girl: A twosome
Boy: Now you know why they call me handsome (;...
An important politician was seen moving around with a film actress for a couple of months, with whom he finally decided to plunge into matrimony. But being cautious, he hired a private detective for...
Apparently true, at least... ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is...
Three desperately ill men go to their docter seeking help. One is an alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay. The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you will...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body...
A new bra tax has just been brought in. All Bras Will Be Taxed According To Size. 42-44 : Burden Tax 38-40 : Wealth Tax 34-36 : Entertainment Tax 30-32 : Excitement Tax 22-28 : Development Tax...
Our family was so poor, when I was a kid, my Ma used to go to the butchers and buy a sheep's head to make broths and stews out of it, to keep us hungry kids from starving. Ma would always ask the...
