A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out...
A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, "Does that mean that you are taking me...
does anyone know when Despicable Me 2 ends in the cinemas please? I want to take the kids to see it in the holidays but it has been on a week or two so thinking it mught have finished by then. Thanks...
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...went really well even if I say 1) I was reluctant to go and 2) was lucky to actually get to drive thanks to my sodding sugar levels! It was driving or that should really be reversing left around...
Evening. You know the score by now. Just follow the song or lyric.
I'll start you with :-Some enchanted evening, you may see a stranger....
Have fun. Everyone welcome to join in.xx...
A man was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of cosmetics knocked on his door and asked to see...
A man is lying in bed in a hospital ward with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"...
Hello Ed.
Where would one post a question about crafts? ie knitting/crochet/patchwork etc. Don’t seem to be able to find anywhere suitable.
Thank you....
The idea of perfume makes so much scents. Anybody else going to eat cat food for dinner? I Know Iams. A man walks into a fishmongers with a salmon under his arm. "Do you sell fishcakes?" he asks. "Of...
A man was very worried that his wife was lately not quite the same as she used to be. So, he takes her to the doctor who runs a battery of tests on her and then calls the man into his office. He says,...
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. " She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to...
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful,...
Been to see himself today and he looks healthier than some of the staff. Feel so much better now that we have seen for ourselves just how lucky he has been (unlike the poor sod in the beds around him...
