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anneasquith

Andy Murrays Parents

how proud they must feel today watching all their hard work and commitment paying of at Wimbledon. good luck :)
13:52 Sun 07th Jul 201329 answers, last by Jemisa 12:32 Mon 08th Jul 2013
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marval

Whiskey

A politician was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it....
13:30 Sun 07th Jul 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 13:56 Sun 07th Jul 2013
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janzman

Sad News Indeed ..

...heres hoping for a full recovery http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23216579...
12:47 Sun 07th Jul 201326 answers, last by tonyav 19:45 Sun 07th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

Two Aspirin...

A bloke is out with his mates He has a few drinks, gets in the mood but true to his wife goes home. When he gets home he finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open. He goes & gets two...
11:54 Sun 07th Jul 20132 answers, last by marval 13:13 Sun 07th Jul 2013
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hawksley

Tennis

If Andy Murray wins, Look out for cameron ,jumping on the band waggon, for the feel good factor. Be even better if Andy is a labour supporter.
09:07 Sun 07th Jul 201327 answers, last by hawksley 15:57 Mon 08th Jul 2013
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Orderlimit

Abu Qatada Deportation: Cleric Expected To Be Flown To Jordan Overnight On Military Plane

Going or last minute Appeal?
19:53 Sat 06th Jul 201377 answers, last by DTCwordfan 13:56 Sun 07th Jul 2013
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fredkins

A Very Good Morning To You All.......

Hi, to everyone out there,I know It Is very early but my son has just come In and I am so awake now so I thought I would come and speak to you.
04:08 Sun 07th Jul 201376 answers, last by tonyav 09:43 Sun 07th Jul 2013
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marval

Give

Late one night in London, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money!" he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied,...
23:18 Sat 06th Jul 20133 answers, last by Jemisa 11:58 Sun 07th Jul 2013
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cupid04

Girl Talk.

Helen is gossiping to her friend Alison about the guy she went home with the night before. After going into great detail, she confides: 'His willy made me gag.' 'That's too much information!' Alison...
23:10 Sat 06th Jul 20132 answers, last by marval 23:16 Sat 06th Jul 2013
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queenofmean

Mad Over Fifties Club

Good Evening all, Nungate Towers once again opens the gates to welcome you all into its midst. Since it is yet another beautiful night we shall be down at the beach. The BBQ is sizzling away with the...
20:02 Sat 06th Jul 2013179 answers, last by tonyav 00:20 Sun 07th Jul 2013
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cupid04

Garden Centre

Peter and his wife Sue are at the garden centre deciding what plants to buy. 'Someone told me that flowers have sexual organs,' Peter whispers as they browse the blooms. 'No way!, Sue snorts, 'I've...
22:48 Sat 06th Jul 20134 answers, last by Spoonboy 22:55 Sat 06th Jul 2013
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TheWinner

I Was So Shocked To See This

TheWinner never debates on news stories or similar, however, I was so shocked to see this. It made me very sad. :( http://news.sky.com/story/1111425/doctor-punches-heart-surgery-patient-in-chest...
19:42 Sat 06th Jul 20137 answers, last by cassa333 02:41 Mon 08th Jul 2013
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cupid04

I Feel Fruity.......

Anyone think it's too hot......... for a fruit salad?
16:52 Sat 06th Jul 201310 answers, last by TTG 21:10 Sat 06th Jul 2013
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albaqwerty

Woohoo!! Mamya's Back!

Hope you had a lovely time xx
14:40 Sat 06th Jul 201317 answers, last by Connemmara 16:39 Sat 06th Jul 2013
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chrisgel

They Were Very Welcoming At Bookbinding Club.

I was told to make myself a tome.
13:25 Sat 06th Jul 201312 answers, last by bookbinder 20:18 Sat 06th Jul 2013
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janbee

Good Morning All

Hello all. xx A lovely start to the day here in Sussex. It's to be hotter than yesterday . Just wish I could sleep at nights. Hope all well with you all ?...
05:15 Sat 06th Jul 201357 answers, last by berniecuddles 08:05 Sat 06th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

The Goldfish...

Two Irish builders (Patrick and Seamus) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate...
12:26 Fri 05th Jul 201312 answers, last by eastern 20:02 Sat 06th Jul 2013
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rowanwitch

Redman41 Update

Hi folks... just back from hospital where I left him sitting up in bed, joking with the nurses... surgery apparently went very well and as it was done by a keyhole type method he should be home a...
19:41 Fri 05th Jul 201357 answers, last by tonyav 21:17 Sat 06th Jul 2013
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TWR

Wales & The Donors

Do you agree with this, donating your body parts?...
19:55 Fri 05th Jul 201310 answers, last by naomi24 23:38 Fri 05th Jul 2013
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TheBaBas

The Aristocrats Joke - I Don't Get It!

Firstly, I suppose this question works only if people know the joke to which I am referring! The punchline is "we're the Aristocrats". The lead up to the punch line is filthy and depending on how its...
06:59 Fri 05th Jul 20138 answers, last by weecalf 08:19 Sat 06th Jul 2013

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