is having her surgery tomorrow.....so fingers crossed and lots of good thoughts for all to go well. Do also spare a thought for the poor doctors...Lord, that woman has some sense of humour ever when...
Yay! never had internet while camping before, and its great. Arrived thurs and the sun hasnt gone in hardly at all. Too hot, but gorgeous. Just wanted to say hi before 12 o/c bedtime! Were on the edge...
Little Johnny and little Maisy are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother. The...
Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F I really want to win a lifetime's supply of calendars. So I know when I'm going to die. I just saw a van drive by with the company...
While out this morning around the Wimbledon tennis courts, after his various interviews, Andy Murray takes some exercise to wind down a little and to keep him in prime condition. On the way round the...
A young girl was having a tooth pulled and the dentist tells her the usual B.S. "This won't hurt at all" routine before bending over her with the pliers in his hand. He instantly drops the pliers in...
i know it's irrelevant to a great many of you, and it certainly is nowhere near the amount that a lot of you have - but i have now almost reached a milestone number of responses, in just 15 months...
Every time the man next door headed toward Michaels's house, Michael knew he was coming to borrow something. "He won't get away with it this time," muttered Michael to his wife. "Watch this." "Er, I...
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are you able to say if the ISS will be visible from the greek islands from july 28th to august 11th please?
it will really enhance our holiday if my god-daughter and i can see it...
...went really well and I can't possibly wait until next week. I survived the A1 and I did very well according to my instructor. Did very well with my bay parking too. Next week Left Corners :) bring...