I tend to eat really healthy when the weather is like this. I practically live on salads, with the occasional BBQ thrown in for good measure. However, this evening I am cooking.... wait for it.... a...
Subject: SCAM This is serious. Please BEWARE! Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsburys for a bit of shopping has turned out to be...
A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up darlin'?' she...
My daughter was saving up for body piercings. First she wanted her ears pierced then after that she said she wanted to save up to get her navel pierced. She asked me if I would help so I told her that...
r 1- For a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who don't own a gun. 2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. 3 - Why is the...
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the UK visited the foreign exchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rps and after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given...
Son (14) came home from school tonight complaining of a headache, I thought he was putting it on as I know he didn't want to go to scouts tonight and I was very short with him. Well, He's just had a...
A little girl realised that she had grown hair between her legs. She was worried and asked her mother about ‘that hair.’ Her mum calmly said – “That is your secret place, which we now refer to...
A Welshman and an Englishman go to a pastry shop. The Englishman whisks three biscuits into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice. The Englishman says to the Welshman: You see how...
3 in a cloud like a thought HARE THEY'RE Accident(with a thick dot over the i) waiter x (either a kiss or a cross) waiter with a tick( with an arrow pointing to it) many thanks for any help still...
or from a greek family? i would like a translation of the phrase below please.....i know what it should say, i just want to know i have it correct.....thank you για τις οικιακές...
...need to make sure you are ok with my brief encounter before I book my tickets.
Oh and guess what?!?!
PS would have emailed but laptop won't let me in and phone uses up too much tinternet...
Two psychologists are in bed, one says, "Well, it was great for you, but what was it like for me?" I used to wonder why I was getting nowhere in life; every step forward I made didn't seem to take me...
A man makes a suggestion to his wife. “Sweetheart what do you say that tonight we change positions?” His wife responds with, “Yes, I would really like that! Tonight, you stand behind the ironing...
Absolutely disgusting behaviour I saw on the beach earlier. I was on the seafront and saw a man and a woman having an almighty argument in front of loads of kids, suddenly the woman smacked the guy in...
On the first day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said,...
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General. As they talked, the Iranian...
