Are doing a live concert a few hundred yards away from me. Windows are open because of the heat and the noise is getting on my nerves. Blimey, I am getting old! Looking on the bright side at least I...
I have some smoked salmon, two ripe avocados, coriander, lemons, tomatoes and olive oil. I am going to make a sort of salad with them. Will it work? Do I need to add anything else?
Two men were out hunting when they saw a flash of white in the distance. As they continued down the trail they kept seeing the flash and soon they could see that it was a person running back and forth...
Hi peoples! Not been on here since a while due to work and long hours.Hope you are all fine.The weather up here is fantastic, about 29c.Would you like this heat all the time or would you like it to go...
His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop...
A man walked into a supermarket with his trouser zip down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit...
Only for fun as it is quite a general way of working this out.... If you divide the no. answers you have given by the no. best answers you have been awarded in your profile what do you get? Me -2704 /...
the next four baby blackbirds are fledging today. three have left the nest one is still in it. I can see this being more stressful that the previous two because the three that have left are ALL on the...
Finally arrived in the Falklands, straight into night shifts. BIG shocker leaving 25° in Aberdeen landing here in 2° and snow all over the place. Good laugh though, some clowns stepped off the plane...
I've had some terrifying ones but most of them are quite entertaining. Some of the better ones include: A paper towel dispenser that turned into a talking horses head. A Chinese dance troupe...
I can make it as strong or weak as you like? I have had two days off work and supposed to be having all next week off but I think I might go in if it stays this hot It's too hot to go out of the house...
Himself has had two really good days, been awake all day today, eaten lots of food (small meals made up of tasty titbits) and his head is a bit better. I know that he might regress and have bad days...
The cows are giving evaporated milk. T The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin' Hot water now comes out of both taps. You actually burn your hand...
