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A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for £500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him,but he would have his...

lesmor

Body

body parts in church

anneasquith

Andy Murray

woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!well done...

sandyRoe

Watching A Plane Coming To Land...

Imagine a clockface and the plane flying along the line from 6 to 12. Its nose seemed nearer the 1 and the tail towards the 7. An added breaking manoeuvre, crosswinds, or what?

Steve.5

The Breaking Of The Bread, It Had To Be A Bagel;

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4990932/Face-of-Jesus-spotted-in-a-ham-sandwich.html...

Jemisa

Tight Situation....

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at...

maggiebee

Some Oldies

New slant on these from my friend - blonde men jokes! You've probably heard most of them before! A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but...

daisya

Fishing...

You may have heard this one but just in case you haven't..... An Eskimo decided to go fishing. He walked out onto the ice with all he needed to catch his dinner, cut a hole in the ice and started to...

starone

A Few Bits Of Advice

1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will...

signer

Polymath 716

8d. Archaeological site near the Sea of Galilee O?A?O Lie-in King please help...

DJHawkes

Feet

I hate mine, is it my thyroid? Or is it bwing on them 9 hours a day 5 days a week?

grahamr888

Sunday Express - Thank You In Advance

L?A?I?G certificate, the final examination in the Irish secondary-school system

tonyav

Farmers Birth Control.

There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the marriage counsellor’s office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. They were two city girls...

murraymints

He's Home !h

Dad home, very much better, temperature, bloods all back to normal....Will stay here till maybe Wednesday or Thursday to settle him in...back to haematology consultant next week....but it's all...

granny grump

Back From Holiday

Back from holiday - We got back on Friday after stopping off in Betws y coed - one of my favourite places. I got my co-ordinates mixed up - we weren 't staying in Porthmadog but Harlech in the shadow...

queenofmean

Driving Lesson #3

went really well considering I've been not driving for a month. Just went over the basics again, did some driving around town, some roundabout work, turns in the road (he told me I'm really good at...

maggiebee

Bull?

A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?'...

albaqwerty

Beautiful Poem For Getting Older

blast, forgot the words....

Myriad2112

I Once Went Out With A Tennis Player ......

..... but love meant nothing to her!

ChillDoubt

F1 British Grand Prix

Anyone watching? They're going through tyres faster than the riders at the Tour de France! Exciting and unpredictable yes, but a tad dangerous too for some of the drivers behind the exploding tyres!

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