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Connemmara

For A Jemisa

Passed on some of your jokes today to a friend of mine who has been suffering from cancer for the last 4 years and she loved the one of the Miser re the money - she thought it was hilarious. Am going...
23:01 Thu 27th Jun 20133 answers, last by Jemisa 17:18 Fri 28th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

5 Blondes...

A blind man walks into a pub, taps the man next him on the shoulder, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look mate, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 20...
23:44 Thu 27th Jun 20134 answers, last by anneasquith 11:39 Sat 29th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Barb-I-Q

Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says, "Your @rse is getting really big. I bet your @rse is bigger than the barbecue." With that he...
12:09 Fri 28th Jun 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 14:10 Fri 28th Jun 2013
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paulllambert

I Will Never Understand Women....

Last night I paid my wife a compliment, yet it still upset her. She was standing naked in front of our full-length mirror in the bedroom. "Look at me," she said, "I'm an ugly, fat old hag." "Don't be...
12:52 Fri 28th Jun 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:08 Fri 28th Jun 2013
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st-charles

Sweet Tooth

Stuck on two Sudden cry startles a saint (5) Launched with a slightly different name, to mark end of WW1 (5,6)...
18:34 Thu 27th Jun 20135 answers, last by st-charles 19:10 Thu 27th Jun 2013
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penelope2

What's Happened To ......

Been away for three weeks, what's happened to Desktop? Can't see any recent postings.
17:20 Thu 27th Jun 2013158 answers, last by mazie 21:30 Thu 27th Jun 2013
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smurf

Loros Hospital

i know this has been asked many times but i will give it one last go sweets or chocolate bar no 6 picture of a green f on white background thanks for any help...
18:12 Thu 27th Jun 20135 answers, last by pixie373 10:07 Fri 28th Jun 2013
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pretty_snowdrop

Ideas Please.

My hubby has been working for the same company 25 years and they have contacted me for ideas for a gift. They are not sure on the amount collected yet but its a big company and he is well known. I...
17:04 Thu 27th Jun 20137 answers, last by pixie373 19:29 Thu 27th Jun 2013
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cherishforever

Nutritious Extract (353)

nutritious extract
16:28 Thu 27th Jun 20136 answers, last by cherishforever 16:48 Thu 27th Jun 2013
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fruitsalad

Tenerife

we are off to Tenerife soon we haven't been before so can anyone tell me any good or bad things about it tia
18:29 Wed 26th Jun 201330 answers, last by malagabob 07:25 Sat 29th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Some More Laughs...

Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack...
12:56 Thu 27th Jun 20136 answers, last by pixie373 16:01 Thu 27th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Miser's Final Wish...

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he...
23:46 Wed 26th Jun 20135 answers, last by Georgiesmum 08:11 Thu 27th Jun 2013
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DrunkOnChocolate

Talent Show

need a good duet song for a boy and a girl to sing. no rapping for the girl and not too high. adel maybe?
17:23 Wed 26th Jun 201314 answers, last by factor-fiction 22:24 Wed 26th Jun 2013
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sherrardk

Mrs Overall's Mate Is At It Again

Mrs Overall caught the eye of a local councillor lately and I see he has been at it again http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/labour-councillor-claims-had-first-1964321...
21:26 Wed 26th Jun 201317 answers, last by starone 23:56 Wed 26th Jun 2013
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mrsmaveric

I Got Up This Morning...

and my fridge/ freezer had stopped working,all my frozen food was defrosted,i went out and brought another one,paid to have it delivered today,went shopping again..and when i got home my old [well 3...
19:25 Wed 26th Jun 201336 answers, last by seadogg 21:33 Wed 26th Jun 2013
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bazwillrun

Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem ...

A skeleton walks into a bar and says....... Give me a beer and a mop !...
16:26 Tue 25th Jun 201310 answers, last by Jemisa 00:05 Thu 27th Jun 2013
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josaphine32

The Walking Dead/world War Z

I just went to see World War Z, If you like the walking dead you will lovevthis, it is rated 15, I was terrified, a lot of jumping on my part, my daughter was glued to the screen,...
17:55 Mon 24th Jun 201310 answers, last by Bobicle39 09:08 Mon 08th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

'nun'

Not long after the marriage, Tom and his father met for lunch. "Well son," asked the dad, "how is married life treating you?" "Not very well, I'm afraid. It seems that I married a nun." "A nun??" his...
13:08 Tue 25th Jun 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 23:37 Tue 25th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Farmers Patch...

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some...
23:08 Tue 25th Jun 20132 answers, last by frozengal 06:24 Wed 26th Jun 2013
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Chipchopper

Florist

A man walks into a flower shop and discovers something new : A bonsai palm in a pot. He admires the plant and he says to the sales assistant "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"...
22:09 Tue 25th Jun 20133 answers, last by carrust 17:10 Fri 28th Jun 2013

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