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queenofmean

Curious

If you were Dr who's Companion who would be your Doctor? Also If you were a bond girl who would be your James Bond For me David Tennant for Dr Who Roger Moore or Daniel Craig for my James Bond...
19:35 Mon 24th Jun 201371 answers, last by DaisyNonna 01:17 Tue 25th Jun 2013
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Ann

Apologies To 4Getmenot ........

Really sorry 4get, just realised it was your birthday today (Monday) and I forgot! Smacked wrist!! Happy Belated Birthday, hope you had a happy day? How is baby 4get? x
00:41 Tue 25th Jun 201318 answers, last by B00 08:17 Tue 25th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Truth?

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is twice the length of his thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats...
00:05 Tue 25th Jun 20137 answers, last by cupid04 22:56 Tue 25th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Who?....

Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were walking down the street one day."I wonder if I'm still the most beautiful woman in all the land" said Snow White. "I wonder if I'm still the shortest man in...
23:51 Mon 24th Jun 20134 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:32 Tue 25th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

The Accident...

My cousin, Ken worked off shore, on one of those oil rigs..halfway into his shift, he calls his wife... Darlin' don't worry, I am ok. An accident occured here at work and my finger was cut OFF... She...
23:27 Mon 24th Jun 20134 answers, last by RATTER15 07:18 Tue 25th Jun 2013
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maggiebee

Golf Anyone?

One day during a game on the golf course I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out,...
11:52 Mon 24th Jun 20134 answers, last by ELVIS68 22:31 Mon 24th Jun 2013
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maggiebee

Golf In The Bedroom

Just found this marval joke from 2012. Don't know how I missed it first time around! Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment - normally one club and two balls. Play on a course must...
13:33 Mon 24th Jun 20137 answers, last by cupid04 02:16 Sun 21st Jul 2013
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EDDIE51

Golf

A lady golfer was on the course when she was stung by a wasp. She went back to the clubhouse to get some first aid, but the only person around was the club 'Pro' '' where were you stung ?'' asked the...
21:40 Mon 24th Jun 20133 answers, last by Jemisa 23:31 Mon 24th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

They Say...

Sex and Calories ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ They say that during sex most people Burn off as many calories as Running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?...
22:36 Sun 23rd Jun 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 12:42 Mon 24th Jun 2013
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Ninnynanny

Stuck On Last One

Which actor made his debut in The Dambusters, tried ti kill James Bond, was killed by Sitting Bull's men and was eaten by a shark? Thank you for any help
22:17 Sun 23rd Jun 20134 answers, last by Ninnynanny 22:37 Sun 23rd Jun 2013
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RobKep

Are You Laughing At Me

You are, I'm not completely stupid.
21:59 Sun 23rd Jun 201321 answers, last by Answerprancer 22:31 Sun 23rd Jun 2013
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pusskin

Can You Run 2 Usernames At The Same Time?

I thought about this yesterday, after reading of people being suspended. Would you get away with Abers thinking you were two different people. I realise that you would have to change your style of...
21:03 Sun 23rd Jun 201329 answers, last by pusskin 17:24 Tue 25th Jun 2013
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Jordyboy9

Just Me?

is it just me who thinks that the threads saying see how far this goes yet again are rather silly and childish,i have never answered as i maybe getting to old and crabbit for this kind of thread.
18:56 Mon 27th May 201343 answers, last by cupid04 20:51 Sun 23rd Jun 2013
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fraser

What People Are Doing On Sunday Evening

what are you doing tonight, iam enjoying a couple of beers as iam not working tonight
18:29 Sun 23rd Jun 201364 answers, last by boxtops 14:12 Mon 24th Jun 2013
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tonyav

Napping In China !

http://photos.uk.msn.com/slideshow/photos/sleepy-china/2xdgvntd Check these out, they don't care where they kip in China....
16:19 Sun 23rd Jun 201311 answers, last by flump1 16:50 Sun 23rd Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Ten Things I Know About You...

1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your...
15:43 Sun 23rd Jun 201312 answers, last by elliemay1 23:06 Sun 23rd Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Something For Seniors...

Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active! 1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named XMay. ...What was the third...
15:02 Sun 23rd Jun 20134 answers, last by fourteen85 18:25 Sun 23rd Jun 2013
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mrs_overall

Hello Fans

A little bird (Irish and under 5ft tall) has been nagging me to put in an appearance and here I am. I'd like to report that I have been busy with Vogue cover shoots and international fashions shows...
14:38 Sun 23rd Jun 201365 answers, last by askyourgran 23:20 Sun 23rd Jun 2013
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GRUMPY

Common Denominator

I missed this one before 13,Bob Geldof ------- Cream TIA...
14:25 Sun 23rd Jun 20132 answers, last by ubasses 14:26 Sun 23rd Jun 2013
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GRUMPY

The Common Denominator

1,Dog ----- Roller 2,Beast ------ Black 3, Schumacher ------Shepherd 4, Ford ------ East 21, Choir ------ Mathew,Mark,Luke,John Thanks in advance...
14:12 Sun 23rd Jun 201312 answers, last by Steve75 22:42 Wed 26th Jun 2013

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