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Is He Coming To London For Me?

This guy told me some time ago that he would go to China this summer beacuse his mother had to make a business trip there. After a while he said that this trip was cancelled and asked me if I was...

carlyon bay

Mild Heart Attack

I had a mild heart attack 6 days ago was taken to hospital and had various blood tests 2 spaced ECGS and was discharged the same day and placed on the urgent waiting list for an Angiogram and placed...

fionda

Sunday World

11across typical phrase of Samuel pepys in ending a days account in his famous diary ??d ?? ?o ?e?

bazwillrun

Glaswegian Wedding

Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "Ar've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers,...

chrisgel

Can I Have A Go

Can you name three sports that you win by going backwards.

pixie373

How About ...

(in honour of excelsior) you are a mile away from the middle of a field and you know you're going to die. why?...

excelsior-1

Another Try Then

What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?

excelsior-1

Anybody?

how is your brain power this morning, can you solve this simple riddle? i'll post the answer if nobody knows The maker doesn't want it. The buyer doesn't use it. And the user doesn't see it. What is...

nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Welcome to Nungate Towers. After opening up this meeting of the MoFC, I'm afraid I shall have to retire to my chambers as Queenie has thoughtfully shared her cold with me and I feel rotten. (thank you...

janbee

Good Morning Everyone.

Pouring rain here and blowing a hoolie. This has become our normal summer weather over the past 3 years hasn't it? I've got a Bokwa class at 8am, then meeting a friend at 9.30 for coffee, then a...

queenofmean

Can Anyone Recommend

a good site where you can catch up on TV show's from the US. I have tried TVlinks which is worse than useless these days and Sidereel doesn't have working links. Many thanks :)

cupid04

Husband.

Did you hear about the husband who bought a tube of lubricating jelly, saying he was going to satisfy his wife? He was right, she smeared it on the bedroom doorknob!...

cupid04

Why Don't..

Q] Why don't men get piles? A] Because they're perfect a**holes!...

Tilly2

Plus Ça Change,

plus c'est la même chose, as they say Talking of hair. This morning when I washed and dried my hair I came to the realisation, as I was drying it, that my hair style is exactly the same as it was...

graeme74

Sweet Tooth

15,only clever people have the answer 8 letters...16,tom was into xmas,at first.4 letters...17,french inspired sweet is doubly good,3and 3 letters

sandyRoe

My Tilly Hat Which I Wear During The Summer Seems To Have Shrunk Since I Last Had It On...

...or maybe my head's swollen. The brass fittings are also green with verdigris. It's size 7 and 1/8. Would a 7 and 1/4 be too big? I don't want it sitting on my ears....

Bazile

Ddd

Friday's is DDD at work . Do you have them at your workplace?...

Connemmara

Best Answer

Now I do know very well now how to do Best Answer - but it is related to one's own posting - now when I see or think somebody's answer on another posting deserves a best answer - is that possible?

Jemisa

Stiff Neck...

A young man had come to visit his grandparents,he then notices his grandad sitting out in the garden , completely naked from the waist down. "Grandad, why are you sitting out here without trousers?"...