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jno

Sir Baldrick, Ha!

And Blackadder CBE... sounds about the right priorities to me, recognition for the underdog and a farthing for the boss! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22904807...
23:05 Fri 14th Jun 201318 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:00 Sat 15th Jun 2013
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frozengal

Loving Relationship With Your Husband.

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their...
10:39 Fri 14th Jun 20137 answers, last by Psybbo 21:47 Fri 14th Jun 2013
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Spoonboy

Hello One And All...

Hi all. Woke up about 2.45, and am sort of raring to go. How are you today?
03:48 Fri 14th Jun 20138 answers, last by tamborine 04:10 Mon 17th Jun 2013
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Connemmara

Well Well Well

True to form - here I am typing at 3.11 in the early morning of Friday - read some of my book but no good - believe it or not I read about insomnia yesterday on the internet and there were extremely...
03:20 Fri 14th Jun 201313 answers, last by pastafreak 19:51 Fri 14th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

A Real Ball Buster...

"Doctor," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve....
00:13 Fri 14th Jun 20135 answers, last by maggiebee 10:58 Sat 15th Jun 2013
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Epona

A Woman Got Breast Implants Yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline... Wooden Tit ?...
14:50 Thu 13th Jun 20135 answers, last by Hopkirk 23:51 Thu 13th Jun 2013
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marval

Directions

A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines. "Don't know," the woman said.He...
22:30 Thu 13th Jun 20133 answers, last by frozengal 05:03 Fri 14th Jun 2013
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Georgiesmum

Favourite Book.

Do you have a favourite book?
23:20 Wed 12th Jun 201337 answers, last by DJHawkes 23:18 Thu 13th Jun 2013
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McMouse

A Spaghetti Love Story

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her...
09:11 Wed 12th Jun 20135 answers, last by Fanriffic 15:47 Wed 12th Jun 2013
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wendilla

Spacestation Sighting This Evening Over The Uk

Iss sighting 10 40 pm for 6 minutes W departing E Atv supplyship should be seen a few minutes after at 10 51pm for 5 minutes W departing E The previous supply ship( progress) has departed from the...
18:04 Tue 11th Jun 201312 answers, last by excelsior-1 09:33 Wed 12th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Congratulations...

While the pub customer savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The barman served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day....
00:03 Wed 12th Jun 20137 answers, last by tamborine 13:49 Wed 12th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Free Drinks & More...

A Pole, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink. The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a...
23:43 Tue 11th Jun 20132 answers, last by frozengal 05:17 Wed 12th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Hiking....

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost £200," he asked. "Easy, Dad," little...
13:49 Tue 11th Jun 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:30 Tue 11th Jun 2013
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CailinDeas

And God Said...

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have...
19:23 Tue 11th Jun 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:27 Tue 11th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Life Of An Oap...

. I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts till 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening child-proof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going. I'm good on...
23:24 Tue 11th Jun 20133 answers, last by marval 13:14 Wed 12th Jun 2013
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Spoonboy

Another Continuous Limerick

Fingers crossed this one will go better: under advice of Tilly. Have fun and thanks in advance. There was a poster called Tilly, who thought the last went rather silly......
23:57 Mon 10th Jun 20137 answers, last by Spoonboy 00:19 Tue 11th Jun 2013
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cupid04

New Baby.

A husband and wife are cooing over their new-born baby son. 'Just look at the size of his winkle,' the husband grins. 'It's massive.' 'Yes dear,' his wife says. 'But at least he's got your ears.'...
15:57 Mon 10th Jun 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:47 Mon 10th Jun 2013
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Fanriffic

Hit The Bottle

I tried to get my girlfriend one of those Coca Cola bottles with her name on it. I couldn't find any so I got her a Kit Kat Chunky....
21:41 Mon 10th Jun 20134 answers, last by frozengal 06:53 Tue 11th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

New Boots

Sam and Bessie are OAPs, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator boots. Seeing them in a sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do you notice anything...
22:50 Sun 09th Jun 20132 answers, last by Sir Alec 00:39 Mon 10th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Moose Hunting....

Moose Hunting...... Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call...
00:05 Mon 10th Jun 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 09:26 Mon 10th Jun 2013

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