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Jenarry

What Can I Do With Lots Of Foreign Coins?

My ex works abroad alot and has a habit of bringing LOTS of coins home with him from various places and giving them to our 7yr old son and then we have a carrier bag full sitting around our house....
16:37 Sat 08th Jun 20135 answers, last by dance2trance 13:47 Fri 28th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Questions....

i 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Do infants...
11:10 Sat 08th Jun 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:20 Sat 08th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Are You Kidding?

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the London Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer...
12:01 Sat 08th Jun 20134 answers, last by marval 14:08 Sat 08th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Some More...

I went to the record shop and I said ‘What have you got by The Doors?’ He said: ‘A bucket of sand and a fire blanket!’ Two peanuts were walking through a rough neighbourhood and one of them...
12:39 Sat 08th Jun 20132 answers, last by marval 14:07 Sat 08th Jun 2013
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desktop

Just To Let You All Know I Have My Chopped Spinach

mr d managed to get it in sainsburys yesterday grateful thanks to everyone for all there help on the other thread love deskyxxxx
09:28 Sat 08th Jun 201332 answers, last by triggerhippy 17:13 Sat 08th Jun 2013
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Saturday..another hot one ..garden to do after I've shampooed carpets upstairs and stairs ....hope you all have a good day xxx
04:27 Sat 08th Jun 2013120 answers, last by Baldric 08:43 Sat 08th Jun 2013
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marval

How Are They?

An amateur magician accidentally turns his wife into a settee and his two kids into armchairs. He starts to panic. He tries every trick in book but none work so, in desperation, he decides to take...
22:12 Fri 07th Jun 20138 answers, last by Spoonboy 04:50 Thu 13th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Sports...

The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team’s performance soars. They win the town sports, then the county sports , and eventually national championship. A few days...
00:16 Sat 08th Jun 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 00:18 Sat 08th Jun 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Flump1

Have a lovely sunshiney day x
23:57 Fri 07th Jun 201328 answers, last by flump1 23:35 Sat 08th Jun 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Dee Sa

Have a lovely sunshiney day! x
23:57 Fri 07th Jun 201325 answers, last by Jeza 23:27 Sat 08th Jun 2013
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McMouse

Mil Or Mif

For tea drinkers who take milk when should it go in the cup? After the tea or before?
10:39 Fri 07th Jun 201332 answers, last by Baldric 00:16 Sat 08th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Reasons To....

. Reasons to Allow Drinking at Work It's an incentive to show up. It reduces stress. It leads to more honest communication. It reduces complaints about low pay. It cuts down on time off because you...
12:57 Fri 07th Jun 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:37 Fri 07th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Oh To Be Young....

Oh, to be young again********************************** A man walks into a Chemists with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" The man...
16:45 Fri 07th Jun 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 23:48 Fri 07th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Value For Money....

A Cockney and a Jew were discussing how far each could make a dime reach, and agreed to try it and meet a few days later to see who'd get the most value out of 50p The Jew bought a cigar, and smoked...
00:00 Fri 07th Jun 20133 answers, last by Jemisa 12:20 Fri 07th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Where Have You Been?....

Seccions Family Ones Adults Only Politically Incorrect No classified . Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes...
17:04 Thu 06th Jun 20133 answers, last by marval 18:13 Fri 07th Jun 2013
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Bazile

Cherished Number Plate ?

DN5 1 RRS What's that all about ?...
13:53 Thu 06th Jun 201335 answers, last by malagabob 16:06 Fri 07th Jun 2013
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murraymints

Home From Hossie

Back home after taking dad to hossie...been okayed to stop insulin injections back on tabs...oncologist pleased with all his bloods but has to wait another two months before scan because of the high...
15:49 Thu 06th Jun 201321 answers, last by DaisyNonna 23:26 Thu 06th Jun 2013
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albaqwerty

A Favourite Word?

I've quite a few, knee-trembler and discombobulated are 2 of many. You're not restricted to only one btw....
14:47 Thu 06th Jun 201390 answers, last by carrust 08:16 Fri 07th Jun 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday morning. It's cloudy this morning, but it should clear soon, I hope. Have a happy day everyone....
04:39 Thu 06th Jun 2013144 answers, last by DTCwordfan 08:02 Thu 06th Jun 2013
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marval

Another Collection.

I've completely lost the plot, jeopardizing my career as a film director. Don’t do anything you are not prepared to explain to a paramedic. Did you know that the mobile phone is the only thing in...
18:59 Wed 05th Jun 20133 answers, last by Svejk 05:54 Thu 06th Jun 2013

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