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Jemisa

What He Really Means...

I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm tired = I'm tired Do you want to go to the cinema? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Would...
12:24 Tue 04th Jun 20133 answers, last by shoota 16:15 Tue 04th Jun 2013
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marval

Creatures

Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy. I've just bought that new Lynx deodorant - breadcrumb edition. The birds can't get enough of...
16:09 Tue 04th Jun 20134 answers, last by Fanriffic 21:23 Tue 04th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

I'm A Snail....

A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a naked woman on his back. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked. "I'm a snail," the man replied. "What a load of cr@p!" his...
13:00 Tue 04th Jun 20134 answers, last by cupid04 23:38 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

8 + 8 .

8 things you'll never hear a man say: ***************************** 8) Here sweetheart , you use the remote. 7) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. 6) Ooh, Antonio...
13:56 Tue 04th Jun 20133 answers, last by frozengal 09:56 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Work & Prison....

In prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In prison: You get three meals a day. At work: You get a break for 1 meal and you...
14:21 Tue 04th Jun 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 23:44 Tue 04th Jun 2013
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janbee

Good Morning Everyone

Hi one and all xx Another lovely sunny day is forecast so...Yiippppeeee!!!...
04:35 Tue 04th Jun 2013162 answers, last by Baldric 08:12 Tue 04th Jun 2013
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excelsior-1

Town Hall Meeting

he town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was...
00:12 Tue 04th Jun 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 00:15 Tue 04th Jun 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Wharton ...

Have a lovely day and hope the sun shines for you! Hope you are recovering well from your spell in hospital? x
00:01 Mon 03rd Jun 201334 answers, last by Ann 13:23 Tue 04th Jun 2013
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flipnflap

Kinnear Dr Who

I see that brill young actor Rory Kinnear is fave to be the next Dr Who - was his Dad, Roy Kinnear, ever in Dr Who and if so what role(s) did he play?
22:00 Mon 03rd Jun 201313 answers, last by tonymclark 15:52 Wed 10th Jul 2013
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slinky.kate

I Just Made Vegetable Soup

it smells lovely,just hurled everything into the pot.
20:52 Mon 03rd Jun 20138 answers, last by Wharton 23:13 Mon 03rd Jun 2013
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redcrx

4Getmenot Has Had Her Baby

i am pleased to announce that my little sis has had her baby. i wont give details as I'm sure she will love to let you know once she is home and settled. both mum and baby are having a couple of days...
21:18 Sun 02nd Jun 201377 answers, last by askyourgran 22:05 Mon 03rd Jun 2013
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granny grump

Television Quiz

Mothers on TV - no number of letters given - please can you help 9 Which Eastenders character had a one night stand in queen Vic resulting in pregnancy at the age of 16 11 Which 'celebrity' was joined...
21:48 Mon 03rd Jun 20137 answers, last by granny grump 22:10 Mon 03rd Jun 2013
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queenofmean

Update Number X

....had another round of laser today. Blooming heck, had to rely on Nungate to help guide me around as it was so bright this afternoon and my eye was terribly sore. Its still very sore but its not as...
19:37 Mon 03rd Jun 201319 answers, last by queenofmean 00:03 Tue 04th Jun 2013
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marval

Learning Golf

A woman is learning how to play golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro. When she sees the golf pro, she...
20:51 Mon 03rd Jun 20132 answers, last by askyourgran 21:19 Mon 03rd Jun 2013
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Jemisa

D.l.t. ?

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and says "I want a tattoo of ELVIS on the inside of my right thigh." The artist says "No Problem, get undressed and lay on the table." When he is done, he says "So,...
14:07 Mon 03rd Jun 20137 answers, last by tonyav 12:17 Tue 04th Jun 2013
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cupid04

What Is...

Q] What is a ghost-proof bicycle? A] One with no spooks in it!...
15:42 Mon 03rd Jun 201311 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:07 Mon 03rd Jun 2013
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excelsior-1

Brad Pitt...

....will be seen at some point very very soon, on this live feed http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/movie/world-war-z/...
17:25 Sun 02nd Jun 20136 answers, last by quizzywig 10:49 Tue 04th Jun 2013
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

♥♥♥...
23:08 Sun 02nd Jun 201344 answers, last by dr b 23:27 Mon 03rd Jun 2013
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pixie373

Thanks Ed!

:-D x
21:14 Sun 02nd Jun 20135 answers, last by pixie373 22:29 Sun 02nd Jun 2013
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queenofmean

I'm Back

I made it but truth be told I'm not happy. I would rather still be in Cardiff (I'm much happier there) and I have to start all my laser treatment again tomorrow. Had a lovely time GP was excellent...
22:22 Sun 02nd Jun 201314 answers, last by queenofmean 22:54 Sun 02nd Jun 2013

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