Car has been checked, food supplies and drinkies have been purchased and nails have been done to support my man. All Excited for Cardiff Hope you all have a good weekend. My lovely Excel, Tony, DT,...
After another 9 hour day in the garden knackered and getting to bed...up to do mum's garden tomorrow.....I'll be cutting grass and weeding in my dreams !! See you all tomorrow....nighty night xx..
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help." A blonde walks into a...
I went to an AA meeting last night. The shops were closed and I needed some batteries. I went to get my body waxed yesterday; they did a really bad job. Oh well I should have gone to pecshavers. How...
Our friend vodkancoke is currently recuperating in hossie after a wee operation ...please join me in wishing her a speedy recovery ...hope you are home pain free sooooooon voddy.....xxx
more often. With my BIG weekend away looming and it being an Avon week, I made a point of getting ALL my orders done and dusted today/tomorrow and I'm on a roll, going out right after dinner....what's...
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, "My Mother looked back once while she was driving," he announced...
been a long day - spent the morning with my god-daughter, bought her & her mother lunch, then went to work.
just got home, trying to relax.
how are you all - have you had good days?...
I asked my boss if I could leave half an hour early the other day. He said, “Only if you make up the time." I said, “OK. It's 35 past 50." It's just taken me nearly four hours to eat a dozen...
An elderly married couple were at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed...
Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mum spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm...
Do you have words or phrases that were only applicable to your childhood? A word popped into my head today. "Tide marks" straight away I was taken back to my mother telling me off for a tide mark on...
Lets all put something positive or nice for today or this week, on this wet and yucky morning. I'll start. As important or trivial as you like : ) I'm having lunch with a lovely friend I havent seen...