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frozengal

3 Drunk Guys

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the...
10:24 Mon 27th May 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 10:28 Mon 27th May 2013
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frozengal

:d

Boy- The principle is so dumb Girl- do you know who i am? Boy- no Girl- i am the principles daughter Boy- do you know who i am? Girl- no Boy- good (walks away)...
10:26 Mon 27th May 20132 answers, last by frozengal 10:28 Mon 27th May 2013
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SpikeyBush

Another Man Walks Into A Chemist

It is really busy. He's barging through the queue with his hand up in the air shouting "Miss, Miss, Miss, give me three condoms" "Don't you DARE 'Miss' me!" retorts the sales assistant. "Best make it...
00:00 Mon 27th May 20134 answers, last by marval 16:56 Mon 27th May 2013
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Monday...dry at the moment but rain expected....bit of planting to do ....going out for meal for oh' s birthday later.....hope you all have great bank holiday Monday xx
05:28 Mon 27th May 2013104 answers, last by Dolomede 10:05 Mon 27th May 2013
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giveup

Oh Dear

Daughters just been here for dinner, I was clearing up and tried to put what was left of the third bottle of wine in the dishwasher.
20:34 Sun 26th May 201327 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:22 Sun 26th May 2013
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excelsior-1

I Will Find You...

...and take you to bed and have my way with you.You will groan,moan,and beg me to stop.I'll exhaust you and leave you weak for days. I am THE FLU...
20:22 Sun 26th May 201312 answers, last by frugalfred 21:01 Sun 26th May 2013
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excelsior-1

Love

From the moment I saw you I wanted to be inside you. I love your smell, the way your tongue feels, the way you tighten and loosen moving as I move Mmmmmmmmmm... I love my new shoes...
20:08 Sun 26th May 201317 answers, last by marval 16:54 Mon 27th May 2013
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april1693

Change To A Sick Line

If a gp changes or amends a sick certificate, should he initial that change particularly if it's in a different coloured ink?
16:57 Sun 26th May 201319 answers, last by april1693 20:49 Sun 26th May 2013
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excelsior-1

A Man Walks Into A Chemist ......

...and says, ‘Can I have a bar of soap, please?’ The chemist says, ‘Do you want it scented?’ And the man says, ‘No, I’ll take it with me now.'...
16:32 Sun 26th May 20135 answers, last by Old_Geezer 19:16 Sun 26th May 2013
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anagram

3-2-1

I'm watching 3-2-1 on Challenge tv. Ahhh the memories...we used to really enjoy watching this on a Saturday night, or was it Sunday, back in the early 80s. We couldn't solve those obscure riddles back...
17:56 Sun 26th May 201324 answers, last by Caran 00:07 Mon 27th May 2013
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craft1948

Hard Boiled Eggs

How long will hard boiled eggs keep okay in the fridge?
17:45 Sun 26th May 201310 answers, last by patricknino 06:26 Wed 12th Jun 2013
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johnrambo18

Spelling Query

Is the word "defence" or "defense" - or is the version with S the American way of spelling?...
15:05 Sun 26th May 20136 answers, last by ClareA 01:45 Sun 23rd Jun 2013
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marval

Fancy A Laugh?

French authorities have discovered that it is not the real Mona Lisa displayed in the Louvre. It's just a painting of her. I've discovered the secret of life. Breathing. The rulers of the Ottoman...
14:47 Sun 26th May 201310 answers, last by headwreck 13:01 Mon 27th May 2013
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slinky.kate

Who's Having A Bbq Today

since the weather has changed for the better,who's up for a nice sunday dinner bbq. style
11:31 Sun 26th May 201318 answers, last by 4getmenot 13:47 Sun 26th May 2013
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dale56

Help Please

item used in PE is it something bars?
11:27 Sun 26th May 20133 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:30 Sun 26th May 2013
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kornat

General Knowledge

Last one really bugging me 10a: CD or DVD storage case with outer binding made with paperboard. I have D?G?P?C? I presume it is something.... pack but I have never heard of it. Many thanks in...
11:07 Sun 26th May 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 11:10 Sun 26th May 2013
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excelsior-1

Well, I Feel Proud Now

given that my intense fear of needles could just about qualify as a phobia i am really pleased to have just given donation number 72 for the blood transfusion service...
10:13 Sun 26th May 201312 answers, last by excelsior-1 10:44 Sun 26th May 2013
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queenofmean

Dwarf Joke

I saw a dwarf carrying a TV back to his car earlier. 'Jesus' I said, 'Can you manage that Plasma Telly ok on your own mate?' 'Haha you cheeky bugger' he exclaimed 'Its a bloody Kindle!'...
18:49 Sat 25th May 201310 answers, last by tonyav 22:32 Sun 26th May 2013
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Misty P

New Quiz Sheet Available For Breast Cancer Care.

In aid of Breast Cancer Care, a ditloid quiz sheet is available. (numbers & letters. e.g. 3BM= 3 Blind Mice) Cost: £1 Prize: £40 National Garden Centre Voucher Winner will be drawn at random from...
01:26 Sat 25th May 201316 answers, last by Charityboob 10:48 Wed 07th Aug 2013
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Sunday....looks like another nice day here....going up to mum's to get some work done in the garden...bit like groundhogday day for me, always seem to be in one garden or another !!....Boaty won't be...
04:42 Sun 26th May 201365 answers, last by Dolomede 10:04 Sun 26th May 2013

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