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jacklee

Cheer Me Up, Someone Please

Yesterday was great - able to take my wife out into the sunshine in her wheelchair - such a lovely change from the indoor heat of the nursing home. Looking forward to a repeat performance today - but...
23:09 Sun 26th May 201381 answers, last by arwyn 16:35 Sun 02nd Jun 2013
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bednobs

Yours Faithfully/sincerely

hi, at wok at the moment i am having to send off a few standard letters. Depending on who they are going to i either name the person, put dear sirs, or dea colleague. I often forget to check the end...
21:17 Mon 27th May 201352 answers, last by hellywelly4 13:23 Tue 28th May 2013
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excelsior-1

To Cheer Up Nungate

Insurance Excuses "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "A car drove away at speed catching our client who went up in the air and his head went through the...
17:15 Mon 27th May 20137 answers, last by EDDIE51 23:32 Mon 24th Jun 2013
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marval

Funny Jobs Part Two

I hate being a Window cleaner I always feel like I'm on the outside looking in. I considered quitting my job in the electronics factory today. But I have decided to solder on. I asked the barber if he...
19:10 Mon 27th May 20132 answers, last by maggiebee 20:59 Mon 27th May 2013
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marval

Funny Jobs

I used to have a job at a stationary firm, but I resigned as I felt it wasn't going anywhere I own a shop selling 'CLOSED' signs. We haven't had a single customer. What is it about people who repair...
19:01 Mon 27th May 20135 answers, last by maggiebee 00:23 Tue 28th May 2013
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tuktuk

Good Evening

I am tuk
18:02 Mon 27th May 2013105 answers, last by gness 22:58 Mon 27th May 2013
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janzman

Just Back From Tenby..

..What a cracking week we had.The weather was mostly clear and sunny.It rained just once for about 10 mins and we were on a bus at the time.It was very windy and at times bitterly cold. Tenby is such...
17:49 Mon 27th May 20133 answers, last by sherrardk 18:07 Mon 27th May 2013
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KatieShona19

Harrow To Heathrow Airport

I am looking at moving to London/Middlesex, ready to start my job based at Heathrow Airport. I have found a nice property in Harrow and want to know if anyone knows/does a daily commute from around...
17:02 Mon 27th May 201312 answers, last by clarkebarry 13:11 Thu 07th Jun 2018
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albaqwerty

Cakes Your Favourite?

Have you got a favourite? Love gingerbread, chocolate cup cakes, battenburg, Victoria Sponge, chocolate sponge. Chocci eclairs and profiteroles (but they're not really cakes are they?)...
14:43 Mon 27th May 201374 answers, last by paddywak 17:21 Mon 27th May 2013
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excelsior-1

Did You Ever Wonder - - -

*If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn? *Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon? *What do you call a male lady bird? *When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it. *Why didn't...
19:57 Sun 26th May 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:57 Mon 27th May 2013
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cupid04

Tonyav And Sunnydave.

Tonyav and SunnyDave are at the urinals when one glances at the other and notices his friend's willy is twisted like a corkscrew. 'wow!' tonyav gasps. 'I've never seen one all curly like a pig's tail...
00:55 Mon 27th May 201315 answers, last by tonyav 08:16 Tue 28th May 2013
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viv38

Has The Weather Spolied Your Day?

Supposed to go to the Lakes today, but heard it was going to be very windy and wet, so cancelled and the last two days had been glorious - blast !
16:20 Mon 27th May 201316 answers, last by viv38 17:17 Mon 27th May 2013
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sunny-dave

Isn't Technology Wunnerful ...

... it's good enough sitting in a Brussels Cafe drinking a teatime glass of "La Gauloise Fruits Rouges" ( http://www.bocq.be/english/ownbrands/gauloise.php ) But it gets better - browsing AB on my...
15:41 Mon 27th May 201315 answers, last by society 16:20 Mon 27th May 2013
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Iluvspikey

So..........what's For Dinner Tonight?

I cooked a big chicken with a piece of pork for yesterday's lunch, I've stripped down the chicken and mixed it with gammon ham chunks, sauteed mixed mushrooms and onion and a creamy cheesy sauce. It's...
12:55 Mon 27th May 201376 answers, last by stewey 20:45 Tue 28th May 2013
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cupid04

See How Far This Goes......yet Again.

The last one disappeared after 30 days. So here's the follow-up. Just follow on with a song title or lyric that has something in common with the previous. I'll start you off with:- Baby its cold...
22:08 Fri 24th May 20132880 answers, last by hogbody 22:21 Fri 22nd May 2015
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ilovemarkb

Problems.

tummy aches, nausea for 3 weeks now!! worth bothering a GP for??
11:30 Mon 27th May 20135 answers, last by Sqad 13:22 Mon 27th May 2013
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sandyRoe

Blue-Sky Thinking...

Looking out at the grey cloud filled sky through rain splattered windows, I got to thinking, when was the last time I saw a clear blue sky? Is it raining where you are too? And why always on a bank...
08:06 Mon 27th May 201319 answers, last by Mosaic 12:42 Mon 27th May 2013
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homedeeth

Please Wear A Helmet

I have just been discharged from hospital after a push bike accident. I broke my collarbone, thumb, had a depressed cheekbone and a small brain haemorrhage . All because I wasn't wearing my bike...
10:39 Mon 27th May 201312 answers, last by homedeeth 22:30 Sun 30th Jun 2013
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Georgiesmum

Good Neighbours.

Have you got good neighbours? What are they like?
09:15 Mon 27th May 201330 answers, last by maggiebee 13:45 Mon 27th May 2013
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frozengal

Stupid :p

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" *Nobody stands up* Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're...
10:22 Mon 27th May 20132 answers, last by frozengal 10:38 Mon 27th May 2013

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