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excelsior-1
... count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept… Aarrgghh! Sorry, I’ve got a huit allergy....
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carrust
...been playing golf with a female dog. It was bitch & putt......
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Booldawg
whats everyone up to this weekend? tomorrow we're off to santa pod sunday we're doing our first car boot sale monday off for a bike ride....
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carrust
....just rung up the amputee help line & got cut-off......
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carrust
...caught an infection at my karate class....it was Kung Flu....
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carrust
....on the Oliver Twist diet...it's gruelling....
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carrust
...secret of easy origami is twofold.....
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carrust
...sudden urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just a whim away.....
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marval
An executive was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the executive returned from the big event, he was...
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alinic
Whats your ringtone, and does it make you smile? This is what I have at moment http://youtu.be/aRdvc92d8kw...
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paulllambert
A man was crushed to death by hundreds of boxes of chocolates. He tried, in vain, to attract attention, but it appears that every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me!!" people cheered....
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Traci66
I saw the gynaecologist today, scan I had has shown a mass in the uterus, going in next Friday for biopsy and exploratory surgery. Just thought I'd keep you updated.
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albaqwerty
Today is a medley of chicken 'cos I luv chicken :-) Chicken goujons, chicken drumstick and chicken wings. Sandwiches with a variety of chicken fillings, eg sliced breast and salad cream Voldy vents...
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bednobs
Does anyone watch this?
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Spoonboy
What is a legitimate thread? I looked at my public profile and it said that I can look at gravatar in 1 day and after 10 legitimate threads. I'm just wondering what is considered legitimate? All...
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Eve
Out of the current films on at the moment, have you seen any of them already and which film (if any) would you choose to go to watch: 21 and Over All Stars Aurangzeb Epic Fast & Furious 6 Iron Man 3...
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mallyh
my darling daughter has just been told she has cancer of the cervix ,the surgeon is almost sure its stage 1 ,she has loads of test and scans next week to check other organs then the following week has...
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ferlew
Hello, just joined you all. I bought a PAYG phone in CPW on 16th May, and paid for a £10 top up on the V'phone network, the credit is still not showing on my phone. CPW can't help, and I have been 2...
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DTCwordfan
Put this on JJ's thread last night - it's fun..... Holiday Fruitcake Recipe You'll need the following: 1 C water 1 C sugar 1 C brown sugar 4 large eggs lemon juice 1 tsp. baking soda 2 C dried fruit...
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marval
I had a secret meeting with a detective last night. He said it was better if I didn't know his name, then extended his hand for me to shake. That was a bit of a giveaway, Inspector Gadget. I took this...

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