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marval

What Is That Sound?

A woman’s cooking had always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as she prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of...
21:09 Mon 20th May 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:49 Tue 21st May 2013
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weecalf

My Aunt

My aunt Kia used to own a furnature shop .Every time I passed I used to shout Hi Kia...
08:33 Tue 21st May 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:48 Tue 21st May 2013
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society

I've Noticed

I've noticed all you guys and gals love food and enjoy talking about it. So what foods, anything edible and drinkable could you eat everyday for the rest of your life?...
12:34 Tue 21st May 201393 answers, last by society 00:42 Wed 22nd May 2013
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Eve

If There Was One Moment From Your Life So Far You Could Re-Live...

What would it be?
19:15 Mon 20th May 201336 answers, last by FredPuli43 00:10 Tue 21st May 2013
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crisper

Quiz Show

TV Quiz show where contestants were in three sperate booths
19:13 Mon 20th May 20137 answers, last by methyl 10:58 Tue 21st May 2013
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daffy654

Administering Liquid Painkiller To Cat, How?

One of my cats is just back from the vet after she was hit by a car yesterday, they have given me a liquid painkiller to give to her once a day. Any idea how to administer it without further injuring...
17:46 Mon 20th May 201316 answers, last by Connemmara 12:31 Wed 29th May 2013
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Calibax

Slow Response On 'answered' Tab In My Profile

Hi Ed, I'm getting a very slow (15-20 sec) response when I click the 'Answered' tab in my profile. This is happening in Chrome and IE8 on two different machines and has been happening for about a...
17:59 Mon 20th May 201326 answers, last by methyl 01:18 Thu 23rd May 2013
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Iluvspikey

Dinner Tonight Will Be Lamb Kebabs

chunks of lamb marinated in olive oil, lemon juice and zest, and fresh chopped rosemary, crushed garlic and a little mint. Grilled pepper salad (Red, orange yellow and green peppers, de-seeded and...
16:42 Mon 20th May 201350 answers, last by society 12:41 Tue 21st May 2013
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Eve

The Woman Who Claims She Is Too Pretty To Take A Job

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2327173/The-woman-claims-pretty-job-Graduate-hounded-sex-pests-jealous-females.html Oh dear, not I'm not that great at maths but to me it seems she is just a...
09:31 Mon 20th May 2013102 answers, last by andy-hughes 22:32 Mon 20th May 2013
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marval

How Am I?

John was talking to his fiancée, Rebecca. He said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?" To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm." "Really?" he said excitedly....
17:19 Mon 20th May 20132 answers, last by frozengal 07:25 Tue 21st May 2013
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RATTER15

Is There A Problem, Officer?

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have...
09:53 Mon 20th May 20133 answers, last by Bazile 17:20 Mon 20th May 2013
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Jemisa

"ruuuuuunnn"....

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first...
15:28 Mon 20th May 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 23:25 Mon 20th May 2013
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marval

Letter

A young man, living away from home, writes to his parents. Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy to have to ask for another hundred, but...
16:17 Mon 20th May 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:54 Mon 20th May 2013
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murraymints

What Happened Slappy

Despite the stormy predictions..we now have glorious sunshine !!! Did all those hail Mary's do the trick ?
14:15 Mon 20th May 201323 answers, last by stewey 20:12 Mon 20th May 2013
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marval

24Hr

Needing some clothes cleaned in a hurry, a man searched the small Georgia town in which he was visiting until he found a sign which read: "Cleaning and Pressing, 24-Hour Service." After explaining his...
23:00 Sun 19th May 20132 answers, last by frozengal 08:23 Mon 20th May 2013
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Dolomede

Good Morning All.

Monday morning, local chickens been crowing since 3:45, birds singing their heads off, cats out already chasing bunnies. Cup of tea tastes smashing, who needs sleep? Here's another week for living!
05:13 Mon 20th May 2013175 answers, last by biggleswade 08:38 Mon 20th May 2013
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Jemisa

Good & Bad...

A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love. The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, “I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to...
00:06 Mon 20th May 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 05:28 Mon 20th May 2013
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Jemisa

That Wont Work!...

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mother and says, "Mummy, every night I hear you and...
23:44 Sun 19th May 20138 answers, last by puternut 07:52 Mon 20th May 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Alexanderd ....

Happy Birthday Alex, hope I got your birthday correct? Got it from the related posts showing below another birthday thread. If I am right, have a great birthday x...
00:11 Mon 20th May 201325 answers, last by ttfn 21:16 Mon 20th May 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Askyourgran...

Happy Birthday Ayg - have a lovely day x
00:04 Mon 20th May 201337 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:50 Mon 20th May 2013

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