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lady-janine

At Last, At Last . . . .

i'm off to bed now as i have had a very busy day in the garden and tomorrow will also be very busy. all the grass is now cut, daffs dead-headed, forsythia cut back, and other little jobs done. going...
23:53 Sat 18th May 20138 answers, last by lady-janine 00:04 Sun 19th May 2013
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nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club.

Owing to computer problems I've been having trouble getting the club open tonight. So I hereby declare tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club open. The minstrels are up in the gallery playing...
20:27 Sat 18th May 2013131 answers, last by nungate 00:18 Sun 19th May 2013
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Jemisa

31 Oops!

A young man was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life....
16:18 Sat 18th May 20135 answers, last by Jemisa 15:02 Sun 19th May 2013
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DTCwordfan

Why Are There No Male-Agony Aunts In The Tabloids Or Magazines?

A possible explanation for there being no male agony aunts... "Dear Jim,Last week I left for work as normal but having only gone a mile or so, my car broke down. I had to walk home again, and on...
19:46 Sat 18th May 201311 answers, last by anneasquith 23:22 Sat 18th May 2013
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jasmin26

Devastated !!

Lost my 12 year old GSD on Tuesday and I am totally gutted. Not slept or ate properly since. The hardest decision I have ever had to make but I know it was the best thing for him , doesn't make it any...
19:46 Fri 17th May 201328 answers, last by Sir Alec 18:40 Mon 20th May 2013
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desktop

Good Evening Everyone

good evening all
17:56 Sat 18th May 201337 answers, last by desktop 23:43 Sat 18th May 2013
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excelsior-1

To Nungate And Queenofmean

good morning ladies i shall not have the time to visit the towers tonight to attend the MOFC, being occupied with matters relating to my late grandmother and the upcomimg funeral - and am therefore...
10:20 Sat 18th May 201319 answers, last by queenofmean 18:04 Sat 18th May 2013
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bednobs

Star Trek "into Darkness" (Again, And Possibly Spoilers)

hi, having been not born in the 60's i've never really been a fan of original ST (much more of a voyager afficcionado) Having seen the new film last night, is kahn the same character from the wrath of...
15:28 Sat 18th May 20137 answers, last by Postdog 13:56 Mon 20th May 2013
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Iluvspikey

Anybody Want Some Birthday Cake..

..I have coffee and walnut, or a fresh cream strawberry gateau
15:14 Sat 18th May 201320 answers, last by grasscarp 10:45 Mon 20th May 2013
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Connemmara

Sick Dog

Well my wee dog has been not himself for about 2 weeks now - I do have an appointment for vet on Monday - have watched him this past two days and have realised he is a bit swelled ie fat but thought...
16:12 Fri 17th May 201340 answers, last by boxtops 13:15 Mon 03rd Jun 2013
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Goodmorning Society Mamlyne And Factor Etc

I off now talk later goodmorning all deskyxxx
01:03 Sat 18th May 201320 answers, last by desktop 15:07 Sat 18th May 2013
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Jemisa

The Missing Ladle...

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's flatmate was. She had long been suspicious of Johns' sexual orientation and this only...
14:25 Sat 18th May 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:44 Sat 18th May 2013
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weslgarlic

Q: Why Did The Farmer Receive An Award?

Q: Why did the farmer receive an award? A: Because he was outstanding in his field (out standing in his field)...
13:16 Sat 18th May 20138 answers, last by Arksided 15:07 Sat 18th May 2013
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Jemisa

Speaka Da English?

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of...
23:24 Fri 17th May 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 12:50 Sat 18th May 2013
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DoubtMaster

Film Director

41a- Film director noted for If ....... [8] A-D-R-O-. Thank you...
11:32 Sat 18th May 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 11:34 Sat 18th May 2013
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lady-janine

Hello - Good Evening - How's You Doing?

my suspension is now over. got suspended last sunday for a thread i started. longer than some suspensions 'm ba now. hello everyone - hope you are pleased to see me back....
22:58 Fri 17th May 201349 answers, last by gness 00:46 Sat 18th May 2013
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marval

For Those With An Old Mouse

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor...
22:57 Fri 17th May 20135 answers, last by Hopkirk 09:12 Sun 25th Mar 2018
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excelsior-1

And Now For The Funeral

good evening friends things are proceeding at a half decent pace over at coventry, after the death of my grandmother - and now the day for the funeral has been set as next wednesday (22nd) it is going...
23:23 Thu 16th May 201337 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:21 Fri 17th May 2013
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queenofmean

Evening All

how are you all this fabby evening? I'm good but feeling a bit sick....I over indulged :(...
21:11 Fri 17th May 201347 answers, last by queenofmean 22:15 Fri 17th May 2013
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murraymints

Home Peeps !!

Back home ..pooped...spent all day cutting grass and generally weeding planting etc at mum's...glorious day here...dad very much better, was at his normal cheeky ways..shingles seem to be abating and...
21:57 Fri 17th May 201328 answers, last by Sharingan 11:15 Sat 18th May 2013

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