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marval

Have A Laugh Pt.2

I'm often accused of eavesdropping. I just wish they'd have the guts to say it to my face I was telling a funny gag in the garden today, but the punch line was greeted with silence. Later on, my...
15:25 Wed 15th May 201310 answers, last by Jemisa 12:46 Fri 07th Jun 2013
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RATTER15

He Fondled Her Flap Jacks.

Mr cadbury met miss rowntree on a double decker. It was after eight. They got off at quality street. He asks her name. "polo, i'm the one with the hole" she said with a wispa. "i'm marathon, the one...
19:19 Wed 15th May 20139 answers, last by marval 09:26 Thu 16th May 2013
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Jemisa

Regular Sex....

A young couple were married and they were having sex all the time during their honeymoon. When the honeymoon was over they had to adjust their sex schedule to their work schedule. So every day the...
23:17 Wed 15th May 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 23:29 Thu 16th May 2013
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murraymints

A Quick Look In...

Hi all...have not been here for a while.....bit preoccupied at mums....have just popped home to cut grass and do a wash....dad still poorly with shingles and now has chest infection.....but all...
11:04 Wed 15th May 201391 answers, last by murraymints 18:23 Wed 15th May 2013
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albaqwerty

Blooming Mad Woman

been grating on my nerves for a while Ne neighbour, has a sweet little yorieterrier, takes it everywhere, but why, oh why, does she allow it to sit on her lap whilst she's driving?...
10:51 Wed 15th May 201328 answers, last by FredPuli43 15:51 Wed 15th May 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

It's the middle of the week again. Yesterday was a washout. Today is dry so far, but it's early yet. More rain is promised. situation normal. Have a happy day everyone....
04:26 Wed 15th May 2013216 answers, last by biggleswade 08:27 Wed 15th May 2013
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bednobs

How Come Snakes Don't Poison Themselves

when they eat prey that they killed with their venom?
20:33 Tue 14th May 20139 answers, last by joggerjayne 21:36 Wed 15th May 2013
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Jemisa

The Three Tasks...

A bloke, short of money asked a man what he could do to earn some. The man replied "I'll give you £1.000 if you do three tasks." You need to knock out a wrestler, pull a loose tooth out of a Bull...
23:42 Tue 14th May 20134 answers, last by Flyhalf 16:10 Wed 15th May 2013
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Jemisa

Moan....

Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you've been having an affair with that cheap secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven't I...
22:56 Tue 14th May 20136 answers, last by stocksman 21:01 Wed 15th May 2013
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Jemisa

I Need It Badly...

Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming...
23:09 Tue 14th May 20137 answers, last by marval 13:37 Wed 15th May 2013
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Smowball

Memorable Smells.

I have absolutely no sense of smell. Zero. Haven't had for a couple of years, and doctors are baffled. But there are so many things that I really really miss the smell of.......I can't smell anything...
10:47 Tue 14th May 201342 answers, last by FredPuli43 12:57 Tue 14th May 2013
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needle2

Lizzes Quiz

19b) Ones no longer seen performing it,(12,3) I think it should rhyme with Battenberg, any help would be great,thanks
10:05 Tue 14th May 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 10:30 Tue 14th May 2013
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marval

Is Art Funny?

As a painter, I'm proud to say some of my work can be seen in the National Gallery. I did the skirting boards. I found an old unframed oil painting in my loft yesterday of a beautiful naked lady so I...
10:22 Tue 14th May 20135 answers, last by Svejk 11:40 Tue 14th May 2013
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fredkins

Well Hello My Friend.......excel..

I am so sorry we have not been able to keep In touch, we did have a great communications skills between us you cannot disagree with that. I miss our conversations.Please answer me as a mark of respect
23:14 Sun 12th May 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 10:10 Tue 14th May 2013
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excelsior-1

She's Gone.

good evening folks further to my posts here ---http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1241717.html and here ---http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1242173.html my gran...
22:28 Mon 13th May 201381 answers, last by tonyav 18:50 Tue 14th May 2013
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frozengal

Good Morning :)

Good morning all.. have a great day ahead :D Keep smiling :) god bless ...
05:30 Tue 14th May 20138 answers, last by marval 09:25 Tue 14th May 2013
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millerxxx

Oaps

please sign hands off universal...
08:45 Tue 14th May 201315 answers, last by J9PUR 18:49 Tue 14th May 2013
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chrisgel

Have You Ever

seen anything like this? This footage of an ice "Tsunami" in Minnesota is both scary and fascinating. I've never seen anything quite like it and to be honest if it were me I'd seriously think about...
08:39 Tue 14th May 20139 answers, last by jno 10:57 Tue 14th May 2013
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emeritus

Grammar Quiz

Interesting Grammar Quiz to test your knowledge. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22512744...
06:19 Tue 14th May 201323 answers, last by heathfield 16:16 Sat 18th May 2013
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janbee

Good Morning One And All

Another very breezy night here in Sussex and heavy rain is forecast by lunchtime. Oh joy... Hope it's better where you are. xx
04:23 Tue 14th May 2013112 answers, last by society 09:44 Tue 14th May 2013

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