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mikey4444

Books That You Would Recommend To Others

Further to the last entry in this section of AB, what books would you recommend to others ? My list would have to include :: Anything by Neville Shute, but especially "A Town like Alice" and "On the...
17:44 Tue 07th May 201326 answers, last by marwel7 09:25 Wed 15th May 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

A soggy Saturday in prospect. Lots of heavy cloud lurking about looking for somewhere that needs a wash. I'll put money on it that's here while I'm on the boat. Such is life! Have a happy day...
05:14 Sat 11th May 201371 answers, last by Baldric 08:34 Sat 11th May 2013
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Jemisa

Banned 'clinton' Cards...

1. So your Daughters a prostitute and it spoilt your day... look on the bright side, she's a really good at her job!. 2. My tyre was thumping... I thought it was flat... when I looked at the tyre... I...
23:21 Fri 10th May 20137 answers, last by marval 15:50 Sat 11th May 2013
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queenofmean

On My Own Again..

....with a nasty nasty cold and my OH is away to Skye....what to do this weekend other than work. Anybody doing anything nice this weekend?...
19:04 Fri 10th May 201329 answers, last by queenofmean 20:01 Fri 10th May 2013
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Spoonboy

What Is Your Favourite Quote?

What is your favourite quote, or one you live by? Mine, a little biassed I suppose, is two of my own in third book I am currently writing: historic fiction set in the wake of Trajan's Roman Britain....
18:50 Fri 10th May 201361 answers, last by fourteen85 14:16 Sun 19th May 2013
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Jemisa

Dilemma....

One friend said to the other, “What is a dilemma, actually?” He replied, “Well, there's nothing better than an exampleto illustrate that. Imagine that you are laying in a big bedwith a beautiful...
17:44 Fri 10th May 20136 answers, last by frozengal 05:04 Sat 11th May 2013
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wheaten

Altitude Query

It's now been 2 years since I had a brain anurysm and a stroke. On holiday this year MrW wants to go by train up an eleven and a half thousand foot mountain. How safe is this for me? Dr doesn't really...
15:48 Fri 10th May 201311 answers, last by wheaten 14:59 Fri 14th Jun 2013
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carrust

What Is..

..a chiropodists favourite side dish? Bunion rings.......
15:12 Fri 10th May 201324 answers, last by marval 17:05 Fri 10th May 2013
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marval

Motorway

Today, while driving on the motorway, I saw a guy shaving in his car and speeding about 65 miles an hour. I was so angry that I almost dropped my lipstick in my coffee....
11:46 Fri 10th May 20138 answers, last by frugalfred 17:01 Fri 10th May 2013
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Jemisa

Skinny Dipping....

A beautiful woman walked into the woods and found a lovely pool in it. She decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed. Just as she was about to dip her toe in...
12:21 Fri 10th May 20133 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:56 Fri 10th May 2013
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lady-janine

Happy, Happy

not that all is completely better am still ing all sorts of problems but. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . so pleased as i do not have another hospital appointment until middle of june. as really...
16:18 Fri 10th May 201312 answers, last by lady-janine 23:22 Fri 10th May 2013
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albaqwerty

Pain In Cervix

Sorry, that;s the only way I can describe it. It's a sharp stabbing pain 'up there' Doctor can't find anything wrong, but was wondering if the coil could be the problem?...
16:16 Fri 10th May 20138 answers, last by Sqad 16:58 Fri 10th May 2013
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carrust

Tonight..

I will mostly be having fish fingers, chips & peas. I haven't had fishfingers for yonks!...
16:07 Fri 10th May 201330 answers, last by Svejk 07:51 Sat 11th May 2013
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albaqwerty

Mrs O Might Be Proud Of Me

Checked the til receipt. Was overcharged (2 tins of tomatoes instead of one) Got my money back. Yippee!! (when unpacking shopping when I got home, she hadn't charged me for a packet of sausages)...
14:30 Fri 10th May 201333 answers, last by Steve.5 19:45 Fri 10th May 2013
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marval

Ask And You Might Get It

An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would...
15:13 Fri 10th May 20134 answers, last by marval 17:05 Fri 10th May 2013
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ToraToraTora

New Star Trek Film, Beware Spoilers.....

spoiler avoider: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC...
21:37 Thu 09th May 20135 answers, last by ToraToraTora 10:01 Sun 12th May 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. Not raining at the moment, I'm sure that will be put right shortly. Have a happy day everyone....
04:46 Fri 10th May 2013165 answers, last by tonyav 09:09 Fri 10th May 2013
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Jemisa

5 Days?...

A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days. An elderly couple ran the...
23:29 Thu 09th May 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 05:14 Fri 10th May 2013
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Jemisa

Not As Easy As It Used To Be...

One day an elderly man decided that since he had never fathered any children that he would make a deposit to the local sperm bank. At the sperm bank a young doctor gave the man a jar and told him to...
23:51 Thu 09th May 20133 answers, last by marval 11:42 Fri 10th May 2013
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Jemisa

New Bike

Afew days after Christmas a policeman on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a boy on his shiny new bike. The copper says to the boy, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa...
00:21 Fri 10th May 20136 answers, last by tonyav 09:21 Fri 10th May 2013

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