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Party This Weekend

Its my wifes birthday this weekend and we're having people round to celebrate. About 20 or so people altogether, age range from about 23 to 50. Plus a few kiddiwinks. We were going to have an...

excelsior-1

Just Been 'into Darkness'

my verdict - WOW! certainly worth the four year wait...

Jemisa

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a Cockeral Whack! The Cockeral disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse...

joeluke

Temptation

When he was growing up little Johnny's father said "Never open the septic tank cover, its extremely dangerous, and you won't like what you see". But one day temptation got the better of Johnny and he...

magicmick

The Limbo Dancer

Did you hear about the limbo dancer who had his pocket picked, how could anyone stoop so low?

Ann

Hi Everyone .........

I understand from Gness that people have missed me and wonder why I haven't been on here so often? I truly haven't done a "flounce" just been involved in various life happenings, some happy (birthday...

DJHawkes

If You Watched Any 60's Or 70's Us Tv Show,

You'll have seen this lady in almost any show you can recall http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0178137/?ref_=sr_1 and you'll know her son...

DTCwordfan

Happy Belated 60Th Birthday Mr Chris "buenchico"

What more can we say, our sunny Ann not around to tip us off. A belated Happy Birthday to you and, of course, the exploding cake. You aren't escaping from that. DTC...

marval

Tv

A woman was selling a TV to a middle aged man and his wife. The woman said, “So it’s between the 32 and the 36 inch TV, right?” The husband replied “Yes, but I don’t understand the...

Ross45

Favorite Drink?

What's your favorite drink?

excelsior-1

Spock Fun

an advert for audi motors, very tongue in cheek - made me smile...

MustangLady

A List Of Simple Pleasures That Make Adults Smile Has Been Compiled.

It includes going on a swing, a snowball fight and kicking leaves... what is your childish guilty pleasure activity? Mine is going down a slide or getting onto a bouncy castle.

joanne2303

Hills Mountains And Volcanoes

10 erics ibex lends dog our name. Has it laughed loud since? (6,5) 11 ayers rock (5) 21, this one closed Scotland for a day in may 2011(9,7) 24, highest mountain in the peak district (6,5)...

albaqwerty

Mr Alba Was Surprised This Afternoon

...to learn that the dog takes preference over him. Only had the dog for 7 years, why has it taken him so long to realise this?...

Jemisa

Itching To Dance...

A man lost both of his arms in a car accident. When he recovered in the hospital, he found that he was useless and decided to commit suicide by jumping out of a 10th-story window. As he looked down...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

It's a wet Wednesday. It was good all over the weekend and hot and sunny for the drive back yesterday. I got home at about 2PM We had a good weekend of it, much quality control was done and I can...

Iluvspikey

Look At The Condensation On That Glass!

Glass of cold Sancerre or Sauvignon blanc anybody? Or there's vodka/gin and tonic ice and lemon, or variou cold beers, mostly lager, there' a couple of pear ciders, all cold

giveup

My Toy Boy

Is 60 tomorrow. Does he still qualify?

queenofmean

Had The Numpties...

....from the Eye Hospital on the phone earlier this afternoon. I was so cross I made mum take the call. They were calling to ask me if I was aware that I had an appointment on the 24th (which I...