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To You Excel...

Excel, This verse I felt sure it portrayed your thoughts to your Gran. I hope you like it...GOD BLESS. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When I was young, arrogant and brave. You stood on the...

parkie

Hi everyone. I've not been on here for ages as I've had quite a busy time and my lap top has also been playing up. One event was on Saturday when I saw a cousin I haven't seen for nearly 50 years. His...

slinky.kate

Got New Glasses Today,

they were great for an hour and then they broke,i wnt get back in to optical express now til the weekend , i have to collect the new dan brown book tomorrow but cant go,son ordered it for my birthday....

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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marval

Daft Thoughts

My mate insists on being called 'N' by everyone. He'll do anything to be the centre of attention. Why do celebrities call their children such silly names. My parents called me Robert because they had...

Jemisa

It Could Have Been Worse....

Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say: ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about...

Jeza

Here Is A Quetion That A True Answer Will Be Appreciated.

Why is there a light in the fridge when you open the door, but not in the freezer.

piggynose

Confusesd Into Darkness With The 2002 Film Darkness

consequently i ended up watching a film i'm still not sure about. a little bit confusing,certainly not original. anybody else seen it?

bednobs

Do You Picture Abers N Your Head When They Reply?

I sometimes do. Unfortunately they are usually fairly unflattering 1)in my head sqad look like a cross between ronnie corbett and dennis taylor. he is always in a white coat 2)barmaid looks like...

excelsior-1

An Update

good evening everyone further to my post of yesterday evening - here http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1241717.html my mother and sister have returned from coventry, and have said...

starone

The New, New Testament

A child's viewpoint (American) After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New Testament. He was Born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been Born in a barn too,...

janbee

Good Morning Early Risers

Hello all. Hope you are all well. Strong gusty winds here in Sussex as they sweep in off the English Channel. xx P.S. Happy Birthday to Alba xx...

Spoonboy

Do You Have Any Fruity Jokes?

No! This is not a quest for unprintable and/or blue jokes, this one involves fruit. Do you have any jokes that include a fruit; probably not very PC but like... Q: What is yellow and dangerous? A. A...

Ann

Happy Birthday Albaqwerty.

Have a lovely day x See, my little AB Birthday book does work! ;)...

queenofmean

Driving Lesson

....went well, managed to wear my boots well padded up so no sore blisters. Instructor was lovely, took to it like a duck to water (again) and he is very confident I will pass before my provisional...

Caribeing

Baftas

Anyone watch the Baftas hosted by Graham Norton, recognised only a few shows nominated thought I was on a different planet and I do watch a lot of TV, who or what is Hunderby. Alan Carr got a Bafta...