Planting out some bedding plants today and in one old plant pot came across an ugly looking thing! It was about an inch long, quite plump and had two tiny black eyes and a short black spike at the...
Took the dogs over the airfield and there it was, floating gracefully across the wide blue sky, with just the occasional puff puff as it passed overhead. Another one flew by a short time later and...
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. "Well," thought the manager, "I'll give them an honesty test to determine which secretary to keep." He then gave...
Had an absolutely brilliant day today. Grand-dad G needed some muscle to get our spare bedroom back together following decoration 14 members of the family turned up Daughter and son-in-law; 3...
In the morning Tom calls to his boss: - Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not...
Dave ran the London Marathon in a time of 5 hours 30 minutes. Thanks to all who supported him by doing the logo quiz. Thanks to your generosity the logo quiz raised over £300. There were 4 people who...
I got a new kitten on Friday and this morning she went missing. I turned the house upside down (I thought) and then had a complete breakdown as I thought she'd got in the washing machine with a load...
Mick's wife was furiously humping away with her husbands best mate Peter when suddenly the phone rang. She hopped out of bed to answer it and returned to the sweaty sheet after a brief conversation....
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to 'Lakeside' in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do...
A very proper man started going into the neighborhood Chemists every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week he would come in with the same order. One day the Chemist assistant felt...
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island. The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women were getting very sexy, and it was decided that the man...
Three couples wanted to be admitted into a new church. One was an elderly couple, one was a middle-aged couple, and one was a young couple. The priest said, "Well, the only way you can get into my...
Greetings Earthlings, we come in pea........................ooops! Sorry wrong thread! Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for this evening's meeting of the Mad Over Fifites Club. On the hot...
