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Tilly2

I Didn't Realise I Had So Many....

pair of socks. I have just emptied my washing basket and consequently have put 28 pairs of assorted coloured socks in the washing machine. I still have socks in my sock drawer, I haven't run out or...
09:42 Sun 28th Apr 201383 answers, last by Tilly2 14:18 Sun 28th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Midnight...

This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he'd be home by midnight. At around 3 AM, drunk as a skunk, he headed for home. Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started...
23:56 Sat 27th Apr 20136 answers, last by footieshorts 20:54 Sun 28th Apr 2013
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Sunday.....Morning all from a dull Edinburgh xx...
05:54 Sun 28th Apr 2013196 answers, last by lady-janine 10:48 Sun 28th Apr 2013
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climber_chick

Pregnant And A Little Concerned

I'm 26 weeks tomorrow and in the night I woke up with the most excruciating pains :( they felt like period cramps which spread to my lower back and even between my legs. This is the first time I have...
08:26 Sun 28th Apr 201315 answers, last by anneasquith 10:24 Sun 28th Apr 2013
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quizzywig

The Kings Speech

Watched this last night (pre-recorded from ages ago) - what a brilliant film! Thoroughly enjoyed it. Great acting from Geoffrey Rush and Helena Bonham Carter but Colin Firth - I think that's the best...
06:55 Sun 28th Apr 20137 answers, last by quizzywig 14:02 Sun 28th Apr 2013
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Oats

Happy Birthday To Me Happy Birthday To Me

Happy birthday dear Oats.... Happy birthday to me...
22:16 Sat 27th Apr 201315 answers, last by phleb 23:58 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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Oats

Is It A Man Thing

to sit on the sofa watching tv with one sock off playing with/picking your toenails on the foot that you have the sock off?
22:10 Sat 27th Apr 201312 answers, last by floxyneighbore 02:11 Sun 28th Apr 2013
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marval

Why?

A mother took her son Willie to his first concert. The conductor was leading the orchestra and directing the soprano soloist as well. Willie was greatly interested. “Mother, why is that man shaking...
18:07 Sat 27th Apr 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 00:01 Sun 28th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Lynda...

My Daughter Lynda A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Ok, Mrs. Smith, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Lynda. She keeps getting these...
14:32 Sat 27th Apr 20136 answers, last by queenofmean 19:07 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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nathan060187

Parent's Debt

It seems my late mother owes £3000 in unpaid council care home costs. There was no property to sell as she lived in a council flat prior to going into the home. The last of her savings was used up on...
12:50 Sat 27th Apr 20136 answers, last by Maydup 19:58 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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UKSWF

Where Is The Best Place Here To Introduce Myself ?

Hi everyone, I have been lurking for a while reading some of your great posts and banter. I just want to say hello, I am based in the beautiful Rossendale Valley in Lancashire about 18 miles north of...
15:58 Sat 27th Apr 201325 answers, last by Maydup 19:35 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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albaqwerty

Matchmaker

(thanks Eccles) If you were a matchmaker, which pair of AB'ers would you have paired up?...
16:06 Sat 27th Apr 201392 answers, last by TWR 10:21 Sun 28th Apr 2013
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maggiebee

An Oldie

Boss: “Do you believe in life after death?” Employee: “Certainly not. There’s no proof of it!” Boss: “Well there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral he...
10:06 Sat 27th Apr 20132 answers, last by starone 11:57 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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wolf63

Quick Reactions

Just found this clip on YouTube. Policeman saves a guy who tries to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train. It could have gone badly but he saved the guy....
07:41 Sat 27th Apr 20139 answers, last by ummmm 08:12 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Insemination Man....

Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a big...
23:24 Fri 26th Apr 20132 answers, last by frozengal 08:10 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

The Incorrect Diagnosis....

A drunken man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of...
23:39 Fri 26th Apr 20132 answers, last by frozengal 08:09 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Poets....

500 years ago in an ancient pub two of the worlds greatest poets sat, ROBERT BURNS and WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. they were to have a contest to find out which one is better at telling stories. They were to...
00:02 Sat 27th Apr 20136 answers, last by marval 17:11 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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janbee

Good Morning One And All

Morning all from Sussex xx Hope you are all well ?
05:51 Sat 27th Apr 2013102 answers, last by desktop 12:12 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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Fanriffic

Naughty Naughty (Adults)

Dave arrives home early from work and found his best mate Tony in bed with his wife. In a fit of rage, he dragged Tony down to his garden shed, put his knob in the vice and removed the handle after...
20:25 Fri 26th Apr 20135 answers, last by tonyav 00:09 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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LazyGun

Star Trek Into Darkness

Seen the latest trailer? Am looking forward to seeing this on its release in the UK http://io9.com/the-final-star-trek-into-darkness-trailer-reveals-kirk-473528985...
18:11 Tue 16th Apr 201314 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:24 Fri 26th Apr 2013

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