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marval

Which One?

For the second time in a row, a mother was forced to impose on the woman with whom she shared taking their children to soccer practice with. She phoned and explained that her husband had the car...
17:57 Sat 04th May 20132 answers, last by jim360 23:49 Sat 04th May 2013
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queenofmean

What A Day

laugh thought I'd never stop...for the first time I loved work today! How has everybody's Saturday been?...
18:00 Sat 04th May 201316 answers, last by queenofmean 20:41 Sat 04th May 2013
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excelsior-1

May I Beg For Some Help Please

i'm using my blackberry playbook, and i want to copy & paste some text from one site to another i have already done it hundreds of times without a problem however, now there is a problem.......when i...
13:47 Sat 04th May 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:17 Sat 04th May 2013
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Sqad

Prison Panto

Bill Roache, stuart hall, kevin webster, rolf harris, freddie star, jim davidson...the prison pantos gonna be good this year!
14:55 Sat 04th May 20135 answers, last by Baldric 17:12 Sun 21st Jul 2013
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excelsior-1

Two Blinds....

.. are on opposite sides of a river. One screams to the other, "How do I get on the other side?" The first one yells back, "You ARE on the other side!"...
14:04 Sat 04th May 20132 answers, last by marval 17:05 Sat 04th May 2013
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Significantother

Happy Star Wars Day

May the 4th be with you (an oldie but a goodie)...
13:31 Sat 04th May 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 13:49 Sat 04th May 2013
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friedgreentomato

May The 4Th Be With You

All you Star Wars fans enjoy today x
07:56 Sat 04th May 201337 answers, last by joko 16:38 Sat 04th May 2013
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aelmpvw

Sandyroe

haven't seen sandy on here for a while, hope he's ok
11:31 Fri 03rd May 201322 answers, last by Connemmara 13:40 Thu 09th May 2013
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cupid04

Fao Yilly.

tonyav's being naughty again!!
10:42 Sat 04th May 201318 answers, last by cupid04 13:14 Sat 04th May 2013
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waterslides

What Is The Answer To 3 Down And 11 Across Pick Me Up Win Without Finishing

pick me up win without finishing answer to 11 across and 8 across please
10:46 Sat 04th May 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 10:49 Sat 04th May 2013
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Jemisa

Psychology?...

A very shy young student goes into a pub and sees a beautiful young lady sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you...
00:24 Sat 04th May 20134 answers, last by tonyav 13:28 Sat 04th May 2013
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Jemisa

I Want To Feel Like A Woman...

A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash...
23:43 Thu 02nd May 201312 answers, last by AB Editor 14:27 Fri 03rd May 2013
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Jemisa

Susie...

A little girl asked her Mummy, "can I take the dog for a walk please around the block?" Mummy says, "No, because the dog is on heat." "What does that mean?" asked the child. "Go & ask your father. I...
12:55 Thu 02nd May 20132 answers, last by askyourgran 23:41 Thu 02nd May 2013
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Jemisa

Taxi Drivers...

A woman and her 10 year old son were riding in a taxi inLondon It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. "Mum " said the boy, "what are all these women doing? " "They're...
23:10 Thu 02nd May 201310 answers, last by hamzasheraz 17:35 Wed 26th Jun 2019
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mags300

16 Down

deposit a little Scandinavian money
00:09 Thu 02nd May 20136 answers, last by TheWinner 00:18 Thu 02nd May 2013
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Jemisa

Blind Man...

A man, his wife, and seven children were waiting at a bus stop. After some time a blind man joins them. The bus arrives. The blind man and the large family find themselves walking because of the...
23:58 Wed 01st May 20132 answers, last by frozengal 06:11 Thu 02nd May 2013
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DTCwordfan

Following On From Jem's Golf Club Joke

At the end of the tax year, the Inland Revenue sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles....
18:51 Wed 01st May 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:46 Wed 01st May 2013
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starone

Senior Dating

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I...
20:18 Wed 01st May 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:40 Wed 01st May 2013
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Jemisa

Compassionate Leave...

A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India. One man he passed sported an enormous erection. "Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 days compassionate home...
23:33 Wed 01st May 20135 answers, last by cupid04 15:32 Thu 02nd May 2013
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gness

Oh Dear...too Stunned For F Word. :-(

My patio is very private....not overlooked at all. I wander around most mornings in floaty trousers and nothing else...if it's fine I have coffee sitting outside.....I wish...I wish that today I had...
09:49 Wed 01st May 201357 answers, last by Zacs-Master 20:35 Wed 01st May 2013

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