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marval

Irish Millionaire

There's an Irish contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? He doesn't know an answer. Chris Tarrant says: "Don't forget you've got 50/50, ask the audience and phone a friend." The Irishman says:...
22:19 Wed 05th Jun 20133 answers, last by beejay1124 05:20 Thu 06th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Tennis Balls....

One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the road. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his...
00:07 Thu 06th Jun 20134 answers, last by marval 15:06 Thu 06th Jun 2013
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hardy49

Lizzes Quizzes

10.Wooden musical instrument (10) - this has to rhyme with Andrew
18:27 Wed 05th Jun 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 04:54 Thu 06th Jun 2013
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auntyness

D/express

can anyone tell me how long to wait for my prize keiths crossword i won it nearly four weeks ago got the bottle of whisky but no sign of the hundred pounds
14:28 Wed 05th Jun 20135 answers, last by Sam1960 20:11 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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fruitsalad

Urine Sample

for the last couple of days I have been needing the loo all the time, then when I do go its only a small amount, no sooner have I finished I need to go again so I took a urine sample to the doctors...
18:28 Wed 05th Jun 201310 answers, last by daffy654 07:04 Thu 06th Jun 2013
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boxtops

Quick, Baby Osprey Is Feeding!

http://scottishwildlifetrust.org.uk/things-to-do/wildlife-webcams/loch-of-lowes/#...
17:51 Wed 05th Jun 201311 answers, last by boxtops 21:04 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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marbee008

Tv Actress

can anyone help me please, do you know the name of a tv actress, EVEMSELY, please help me
18:18 Wed 05th Jun 20134 answers, last by em10 18:25 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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frozengal

A Guy In A Plane

A guy in plane stood up n shouted “HIJACK!” All passengers got scared n raised their Hands . . . . from other end Of the plane a guy shouted back . . . . . “Hi JOHN”........ :P...
13:32 Wed 05th Jun 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:37 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

57 Into....

Found on the Refrigerator One Morning : My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you...
23:33 Tue 04th Jun 20136 answers, last by Flyhalf 22:42 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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McMouse

Going To Heaven

All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on...
12:49 Wed 05th Jun 20135 answers, last by Arksided 22:49 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

The Moral Is....

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the...
13:51 Wed 05th Jun 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 15:56 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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marval

Definitions

Potent: A shelter for the smallest teletubby. Avoidable: what a bullfighter tries to do. Carpet: A friendly, furry animal; kept in your automobile. Explain: A former flying vehicle. "Gynecologist" A...
14:24 Wed 05th Jun 201310 answers, last by DaisyNonna 00:18 Fri 07th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Red Door &....

There was this bloke who had been to about every pub in town. So one night, he hopped into a taxi cab and told the driver to take him to the best pub in town. The cabby took him to a pub, where he got...
14:26 Wed 05th Jun 20135 answers, last by Jemisa 23:21 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

No Headache's

Terrible Headaches Two old men were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first man said "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older." "What do you...
14:46 Wed 05th Jun 20134 answers, last by marval 16:32 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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wendilla

Spacestation Evening Sighting Over The Uk This Evening Starts Again For A Few Weeks.

Tonights sighting is 10pm for 2 minutes SSE departing ESE 2ND sighting 11 34 pm for 6 minutes SW departing E...
18:18 Tue 04th Jun 201328 answers, last by wendilla 06:47 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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carrust

You Know..

...you're getting old when you go to bed & find the Mrs reading the Lakeland catalogue:-( Even worse when she starts chirping-on about the products:-(( Even worserer when she pokes you in the back &...
19:26 Tue 04th Jun 201321 answers, last by ChillDoubt 03:43 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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Spoonboy

Coloured Bricks.

If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house made of blue bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of? Thanks in advance....
18:34 Tue 04th Jun 201318 answers, last by frozengal 09:05 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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BettyNoir

Father's Day When Your Child Has Died.

My husband and I lost our first baby to stillbirth three months ago. He would have been due 17th June, which is the day after father's day. I seem to have gotten most of the attention in all this,...
18:53 Tue 04th Jun 20139 answers, last by rockyracoon 12:11 Thu 06th Jun 2013
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marval

More Creatures

A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes. If you want to know how many bees Noah had... check the Ark Hives What do you call a panda deep in thought? A ponda. Every time the doorbell...
16:36 Tue 04th Jun 20134 answers, last by seadogg 21:35 Tue 04th Jun 2013
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sadielady

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My Avatar is a picture of my new Grand-daughter Ruby. She is now 2 weeks old, gaining weight and doing well as is her mum.
15:35 Tue 04th Jun 201317 answers, last by askyourgran 20:50 Tue 04th Jun 2013

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