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Ric.ror

£122 Million

Oh I cannot make my mind up how to spend it...
15:18 Tue 18th Jun 201334 answers, last by em10 20:26 Wed 19th Jun 2013
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B00

Happy Birthday Daffy

Think its her birthday today, unless I read a post wrong. So if it is today Daffs, have a fantastic day! If it's not today, sorry, please ignore:-)...
13:37 Tue 18th Jun 201334 answers, last by headwreck 18:21 Tue 18th Jun 2013
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excelsior-1

Phew!

Had a scary moment when I was opening my expensive new furniture with a Stanley knife. I almost slit my shelf....
17:29 Tue 18th Jun 20138 answers, last by frugalfred 18:18 Tue 18th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Home Made...

A man walks into a chemists and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs...
00:03 Tue 18th Jun 20132 answers, last by frozengal 05:04 Wed 19th Jun 2013
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AB Editor

Downtime This Evening - 9Pm For Up To Two Hours

Afternoon everyone, We're going to be doing some general maintenance on the site this evening. I've been assured that it's more or less the same as doing some spring cleaning. They're probably...
15:48 Tue 18th Jun 201339 answers, last by AB Editor 09:59 Wed 19th Jun 2013
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sunny-dave

Haircuts

After years of "number 2 clippers please", I let the mane grow over the winter ... ... but it was finally, officially, "too damn hot" today so I had to venture into a new barber shop. I'm not sure I...
16:00 Tue 18th Jun 201347 answers, last by tonyav 20:24 Tue 18th Jun 2013
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excelsior-1

Off To Bed

good night everyone...
20:34 Mon 17th Jun 201314 answers, last by tonyav 21:12 Mon 17th Jun 2013
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queenofmean

Evening All

have you all had a good day? What have you been up to? Me not much, been to see my GP (quite funny that) that's been about it, Quiet night on the cards just me and my book or a DVD...
18:21 Mon 17th Jun 201343 answers, last by queenofmean 23:25 Mon 17th Jun 2013
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zac21

Lizzies Quizzes

Stuck with anagrames of paintings 31. THINK REINDEER BATHS (3 words) 32, CURE FOR SAND (2 words) 33. WITHOUT WARM AGAIN Only a few days left but was late starting it...
19:56 Mon 17th Jun 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:08 Mon 17th Jun 2013
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Gromit

Do The Moderators Get Monitored

It is always a pity to return to AB to find a question has been deleted or a post has been removed. It is especially annoying if you have read the deleted item and found nothing wrong with it. I...
10:28 Mon 17th Jun 201360 answers, last by Connemmara 03:55 Fri 21st Jun 2013
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slinky.kate

Reasons To Be Fed Up

have a cold sore on my lip and I just bit it,blastard, cleaning my fridge,its half done and I am knackered,been at it over an hour,keep starting and stopping. I wan someone to help me an my son wont...
15:42 Mon 17th Jun 201385 answers, last by society 22:47 Mon 17th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Olympic...

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. “Olympic condoms?”, she...
13:06 Mon 17th Jun 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:10 Mon 17th Jun 2013
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FredPuli43

Fathers Day

Am I the only father who doesn't think Father's Day is a proper day? It was invented by Americans last century,and, I suspect, promoted thereafter by Hallmark. Mothering Sunday is a proper...
21:19 Sun 16th Jun 201329 answers, last by FredPuli43 14:24 Mon 17th Jun 2013
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excelsior-1

A Higgs-Bosun Particle.....

.. walks up to a Catholic church. The priest stops him at the door and says “I’m sorry, you can’t participate in our service today.” The higgs-boson particle says “What?! You can’t have...
21:06 Sun 16th Jun 20133 answers, last by tonyav 21:15 Sun 16th Jun 2013
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wendilla

Spaceststion Sighting Over Uk This Evening.

Just about coming to the end of sightings this time round. Most have been a bit late in the evening. Tonights sighting is 11 25pm for 4 ins W DEPARTING S...
18:10 Sun 16th Jun 201312 answers, last by gness 23:38 Sun 16th Jun 2013
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Arrods

Fondling In Bed

After 20 years of marriage a couple were lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started...
12:26 Sun 16th Jun 20135 answers, last by LochNessMonster 13:31 Wed 19th Jun 2013
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Arrods

Postman Pat

OK, so the Fondling in Bed one was only new to me. How about: It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns....
12:45 Sun 16th Jun 20136 answers, last by top_driver 05:15 Tue 18th Jun 2013
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gness

Life Doesn't Get Much Better!

I have smashed up enough slabs to surround the two wildlife ponds I built and...believe it or not....I still have all my fingers and toes! The sun is warm and shining....I am having wine, cheese and...
17:35 Sun 16th Jun 201376 answers, last by tonyav 20:10 Sun 16th Jun 2013
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Ric.ror

Any Thing Nice Planned......

For the weekend?
15:22 Fri 14th Jun 201329 answers, last by excelsior-1 11:13 Sun 16th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

What Religeon Is Your Bra?...

> > A man walked into the ladies department and shyly says to the > attendant: > “I'd like to buy a bra for my wife”. > 'What type of bra?' she asked. > > 'Type?' inquires the man. > 'There's more...
15:26 Sat 15th Jun 201327 answers, last by Mags22 00:33 Thu 21st May 2015

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