When there is nothing on tv, (often ) I plug my head into you tube and listen to Gary Puckett, Chrispan St Peters, Gene Pitney, Manfred Mann and that kind of era where vocal preformances were...
Do you think it is ok to mention in a speech people that couldn't make it to the wedding due to death as a way of remembering them as a mark of respect or should the speech be kept happy?...
....go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy, the woman says, "Please be careful with me—I'm a virgin." The puzzled man replies, "But you've been married three times before." "I...
If you were single and looking, what would be the ideal man or woman you have in your head? I have a friend who only ever goes out with the same girl- blonde, round face and sweetly pretty. I guess to...
Has this ever happened to you? What is it? I keep waking mr tinks up! I was squealing thought the ceiling was falling in like snow then starting to really cave in!! Then next night was a humungous...
Seven year old Timmy had been the centre of his parents' lives up until the time his new baby sister came along. He found it very difficult to share their attention and was becoming more and more...
I play the lottery via direct debit, 3 lines on a Weds and 3 on a Sat. they've written to me to say that the ticket prices are doubling (they almost make it sound like I should be grateful!) and my...
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her,...
I got this picture in an email earlier. I always thought that hot air balloons were peaceful and calming to look at, but this one may have another effect on me - sniggering...
A group of theatre students decided it would be fun to train a flock of chickens to perform Hamlet. After many hours of practice, it was time for opening night and the first performance. Sadly, just...
....was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly....
... to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and...
An ill mannered waitress became suddenly sick on the job while serving and had to be rushed by ambulance to the emergency room of a nearby hospital. She was laid on one of the trolleys and set aside...
A professor was asked to give a talk on "Sex". When his turn came, he stood up, and walked to the podium. He then adjusted the microphone. He said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure."...
good morning folks. the other day, Maydup and i agreed to post a picture a few times a week to elicit some amusing captions from AB'ers - the funniest would be awarded best answer. here therefore, is...
