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Jemisa

What To Get?

My Uncle will be 80 years old in November, there is a secret do being held at the 'Holiday Inn' with a Jazz band so everything is going smoothly. My biggest problem is what to get as a gift, I'm...
15:19 Wed 28th Aug 201320 answers, last by Khandro 23:51 Wed 28th Aug 2013
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Jemisa

Ladddies Who Lunch...

Angie & Christine had met up for lunch in town & then a bit of retail therapy. Their conversation turned to cosmetic surgery. Angie said "did I tell you I am having a boob-job next month"? "You don't...
23:27 Tue 27th Aug 20138 answers, last by marval 18:08 Wed 28th Aug 2013
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berniecuddles

At The Bank!

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked...
10:59 Wed 28th Aug 20133 answers, last by marval 18:07 Wed 28th Aug 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, Wednesday 27Th

Good afternoon everyone Here is the picture for today - so select your funny gears, and have a go I shall pick the most humerous caption tomorrow morning before I go to work Have fun...
15:47 Tue 27th Aug 201336 answers, last by wolf63 11:37 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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baza

For Once In My Life.

For once in my life I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited as my penis.
21:10 Tue 27th Aug 20133 answers, last by frugalfred 21:13 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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cupid04

Relationships...

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y....
21:05 Tue 27th Aug 20133 answers, last by frugalfred 21:11 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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baza

If....

If a guy remembers the colour of your eyes after a first date, the chances are you've got small boobs!
19:44 Tue 27th Aug 20139 answers, last by frugalfred 21:00 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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marval

Work

An employee walks into the Accounts office and says. "What is the meaning of this? I have been paid £200 less than what was decided upon." The Accountant replies "I know about it, but you did not...
19:15 Tue 27th Aug 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 19:17 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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marval

Oops

A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 365 East West Street. By mistake, he went to 365 West...
17:43 Tue 27th Aug 20132 answers, last by berniecuddles 18:50 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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flipnflap

Pathetic Trend

this is the most pathetic celebrity trend I've seen: http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/grill-and-bare-it-heavy-metal-mouthwear-goes-mainstream-8785334.html Madonna really needs to grow...
17:02 Tue 27th Aug 201317 answers, last by xstitcher 19:11 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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queenofmean

A Wee Bit News

After speaking to a friend yesterday I do have an update for Ricky but it is rather a personal one, so I just wanted to say that all still remains good and the outlook is positive....
13:52 Tue 27th Aug 201311 answers, last by queenofmean 19:20 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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marval

Replacement

A man dies and goes straight to Hell. The devil greets him and immediately makes him face a big decision. "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever room you choose, the person in that...
21:16 Mon 26th Aug 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:05 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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starone

Nuts In The Graveyard

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began...
00:03 Tue 27th Aug 20132 answers, last by marval 17:15 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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ChillDoubt

Dogs Are Better Than Women

Thirty Reasons Why men have two dogs and not two wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other...
10:02 Tue 27th Aug 20133 answers, last by RATTER15 08:04 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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starone

Sex Frog

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign reads: SEX FROGS Only $20 each! Comes with COMPLETE...
10:45 Tue 27th Aug 20138 answers, last by Baldric 12:45 Wed 28th Aug 2013
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berniecuddles

For Svejk!!!!!

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They...
13:52 Tue 27th Aug 201310 answers, last by frugalfred 18:37 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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Jemisa

No Id...

unk MessagingOptionsPhyllis Fox Picture of Phyllis Fox Show/hide folders Folders Refresh Inbox 9 Junk Drafts 7 Sent Deleted 11 New folder Show/hide quick views Quick views Documents Flagged Photos 4...
14:45 Tue 27th Aug 20139 answers, last by Old_Geezer 20:56 Wed 28th Aug 2013
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starone

Who Knew

Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 134 if he were alive today. Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919. At the time he stated...
15:49 Tue 27th Aug 20136 answers, last by craft1948 17:11 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. Another early start today. I'm off to Chippenham today for the hospice. I have to pick up a passenger first and be there by 10. Tomorrow it looks like I have a day off! Wonderful. :o} Have a...
04:37 Tue 27th Aug 201383 answers, last by fraser 16:07 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday Jan1957

Have a lovely birthday Jan from us all on AB x
00:11 Tue 27th Aug 201328 answers, last by Lie-in King 12:24 Tue 27th Aug 2013

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