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Sunday Xpress Mag Xword

Morning all :-) Stuck on two today and have to complete it this morning as I am going to the cinema later to see 'About Time' !! 3D Leave of absence from one's school or some other institution. E*E**...

wolf63

Strange Cat Story

This is an old(ish) story that I just discovered. It seems such a strange thing to do - and the look on the cats face shows that it also isn't impressed. http://tinyurl.com/7xoowup...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. Lots of cloud about, bur still to dark to have a guess as to what it's going to do. I'm in the Heritage Centre today, so I hope it stays fine or we won't seed anyone! Have a happy day...

marval

Ill Repute

This guy goes out with his buddies for a night on the town and they cap off the festivities by going to a house of ill repute. A week later, the guy visits his doctor complaining of a large green lump...

bibblebub

Jack Nicholson Has Retired

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/sep/05/jack-nicholson-retires-memory-loss So, which of his films would be your favourite? I haven't seen that many but [i]The Shining[i] would be my preference....

Caran

Last Night Of The Proms

Watching this in hotel in Folkestone en route to France tomorrow. Had fantastic meal tonight in Greek restaurant in hotel. Called Hamlet hotel. We had whitebait starters, £3.95 each then an enormous...

cupid04

Anyone Singing Along

And waving your banners?

nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad over Fifties Club. Our tailcock tonight, a cheeky little latin number, will be the "Strictly Cha Cha Cha" a tribute to the latest series of...

excelsior-1

There Was This Chap............

....who was too nervous and queasy to stay with his wife at the hospital while she was in labour he stayed at home with a bottle of whisky, occasionally phoning the hospital for an update after almost...

Ann

Happy Birthday To Giveup ....

Happy Birthday giveup - have a lovely day x Told you I would remember as it's the same day as our Wedding Anniversary!...

gness

Ed!!!

Forget the cookery....there is a programme starting soon on BBC4 about... .....wait for it.......KNITTING!!! The gods heard me!! ☺...

starone

A Small Accident

David staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs...

starone

The Little Woman

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.' 'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?' 'When it was over,'...

wimp

Entertainment!

Is it just me or is television crap at the wkd's? It is all reality TV.Not only that but the programs are more about the judges rather than the contestants!

marval

Retiring Farmer

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses...

maggiebee

Goosed?

A farmer stopped by the local garage to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at B & Q and...

berniecuddles

Frog!

A little boy went up to his grandfather and asked, "Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?" When the grandfather asked why, the boy replied, "Because daddy said when you croak we're all going to...

maggiebee

Texting

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their mobile phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out...