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Ann

Happy Birthday To Headwreck (Thursday)

Enjoy your birthday x
00:05 Thu 12th Sep 201330 answers, last by nungate 21:09 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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Ann

Happy Birthday To Joggerjayne (Thursday)

Have a great day JJ x
00:07 Thu 12th Sep 201347 answers, last by nungate 20:35 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Good Morning Early Risers

......beginning with Arksided - and anyone else up and about at this hour the mornings are closing in now, autumn is rapidly approaching - and it will be raining most of the day wherever you are -...
05:05 Thu 12th Sep 201378 answers, last by Dee Sa 07:54 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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janbee

Good Morning Everyone

Morning one and all xx
05:03 Thu 12th Sep 201315 answers, last by albaqwerty 07:06 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, September 11

good morning all the picture today is taken from 'the muppets as a tribute to Buenchico, who celebrated 8 years on AB yesterday enjoy yourselves thinking up captions - and i shall decide on the winner...
04:45 Wed 11th Sep 201324 answers, last by Gromit 06:34 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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cupid04

When..

When you get a bladder infection - Urine trouble. Energizer bunny arrested. - Charged with battery. Be kind to your dentist. - He has fillings too!...
16:23 Wed 11th Sep 20134 answers, last by berniecuddles 16:38 Wed 11th Sep 2013
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berniecuddles

Holidat Tomorrow!

All packed and ready to go tomorrow morning cant wait Florida here we come!
16:22 Wed 11th Sep 201323 answers, last by pusskin 18:45 Wed 11th Sep 2013
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Buenchico

I'm 8 Years Old Today!

. . . as regards my membership of AB . . . but I've long since given up expecting that my mental age will ever reach such lofty heights!...
20:41 Tue 10th Sep 201359 answers, last by Buenchico 00:38 Wed 11th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

My Job...............

..............in genetic engineering is quite well paid I made a monkey last week....
00:17 Thu 05th Sep 20132 answers, last by aelmpvw 18:32 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, September 10

good morning everyone Here is the photograph for today, i look forward to seeing your captions this evening have a good day http://thiswastv.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/basil_sybil_lobby.png...
05:04 Tue 10th Sep 201321 answers, last by cupid04 18:17 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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nungate

Looking For Slinky Kate

Heard through the grapevine (Tonyav's been talking with Queenie) you might be interested in the upcoming meeting of the McMafia. You can reach me via Queenofmean's throwaway [email protected]...
22:16 Mon 09th Sep 201331 answers, last by wolf63 17:59 Wed 11th Sep 2013
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KristalB

Is Saying 'thankyou' Going Out Of Fashion?

Three things have prompted this question. Firstly a middle-aged man in front of me in the Co-op the conversation went ' a lottery ticket for tonight' checkout 'girl £2 please' man throws £2 on...
16:36 Tue 10th Sep 201342 answers, last by emmie 19:49 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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Dee Sa

A Little Good News

I have been contacted by a former C/B' er and she is a friend of Jems and they good news is they live in Essex same as me, so when Jem is ready I shall be able to take all the bits I promised her.
08:01 Tue 10th Sep 20137 answers, last by Dee Sa 17:14 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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queenofmean

Not Much

but just thought you may want to know that there has been not much change in Ricky's condition. While there are some small changes each day but there isn't much else I can say at this time. He is...
12:16 Tue 10th Sep 201313 answers, last by queenofmean 16:09 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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starone

Three More Irish Ones

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place...
23:02 Mon 09th Sep 20136 answers, last by starone 23:14 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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maggiebee

Cross?

Two nuns sat at traffic lights in their car when a car load of rowdy young youths pulls up alongside. "Oi, get your tits out you penguins!" shouts one of the lads. The Mother Superior turns to Sister...
10:51 Tue 10th Sep 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:36 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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maggiebee

Getting Married?

Getting Married Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack...
10:56 Tue 10th Sep 20137 answers, last by candysherbet 21:35 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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furrypusscat

Latest Update On Puss.

Started new thread as I suddenly thought no-one would realise there was another update although I have also posted on last posting. 7am this morning, Puss suffered an aortic blood clot (saddle...
19:49 Mon 09th Sep 201337 answers, last by jasmin26 22:17 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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marbee008

Bbc1-Entertainmentseries

Can anyone help please. Do you know the name of a bbc1 entertainment series (3,3,4) OEOWEESTHN,please help
18:35 Mon 09th Sep 20133 answers, last by Georgiesmum 23:58 Mon 09th Sep 2013
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hc4361

Aldi Toilet Paper

Anyone tried it? Worth buying?
17:51 Mon 09th Sep 201317 answers, last by gingejbee 14:08 Wed 11th Sep 2013

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