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Eve

Embracing Your Inner Child

Do you ever embrace your inner child? What did you do?

Caption Competition, September 22

here is the photo for today, see what you can come up with folks i shall pick the winner around tea time http://eti.ru/uploads/posts/2009-12/1259924320_wedding-10.jpg...

NoMercy

The Sunday Dinner/lunch Thread

I hahave slow cooked pulled pork with crackling, bread sauce, parsnips, roasties yorkshires, stuffing, cavalo nero, broccoli, sweetheart cabbage, peas, carrots, green beans, apple sauce, mustard and...

albaqwerty

The Ab Babies

sorry ladies, but I couldn't think of a better title. How are Little Tiggs, Little 4get and Little Beds? Obviously they ain't going to be so little now and I'll be shocked at their ages!! I hope they...

Bazile

Favourite Comedy Sketch

What is your favourite comedy sketch / or bit from a comedy show . I want your number 1 - so dont come with this '' too hard to chose '' business . Your life depends on choosing your number 1 :-) To...

Woodsz

Oh To Be 12 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off He asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be...

Mamyalynne

♫ Happy Birthday Baitress ♫

My twin ♥ http://caccioppoli.com/Animated%20gifs/Birthday%20(happy)/0094.gif...

Caran

Tomorrow

Is the best food festival of all. It is at Abergavenny for anyone in striking distance. We go every year and really enjoy it.

Lie-in King

Happy Birthday, Mamyalynne!

I hope you have a lovely day :-)) x

rockyracoon

Mary Rose

Had a lovely day today, took the kids to Portsmouth Historical Dockyard, we had an annual ticket that runs out in Oct so thought we'd use it one last time and see the new Mary Rose museum while we...

cupid04

Miserable!

A man is miserable with his 25 inch willy - it's so big no woman will sleep with him. His doctor can't help, so he goes to a witch. She tells him about a frog that lives in a forest. 'Ask the frog to...

starone

Questions That Haunt Me

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?...

sp1814

Do You Think That The Bbc Did This Deliberately?

Sort the responses into top rated order: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2427431/UKIP-leader-Nigel-Farage-pictured-sporting-unfortunate-Hitler-moustache.html Really?...

starone

Never Too Old

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving...

queenofmean

Having A Crisis...can Anyone Help.

is there anyone here on AB who like myself is an Avon Rep. I've lost my First Look brochure and I was wondering if anybody knew of anyone who could loan me one. I am willing to pay postage if you can...

cupid04

Golf.

A woman decides to have golfing lessons so she can tee off with her golf mad husband. On the driving range the pro says: 'You're gripping the club too hard. Hold it gently like you would your...

Spoonboy

Little Things Please Litttle Minds

Did you know that one in seven dwarves are happy?

marval

Sherlock Holmes?

A stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant...