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Fusion5
lol lol where did she get that wedding dress, the dressing up box from Walford's Nursery....
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Jeza
At about 3.30 I answered the door to a man claiming to be a doctor. He told me he had just visited a neighbour and now his car would not start. He had called recovery but they said they were inundated...
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lindapalmara
In church a lady was heard to say a prayer. It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share it with you: Dear Lord, This has been a tough two or three years. You have taken my favorite actor...
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Jordyboy9
Am I being stupid,ignorant,or just plain thick,?WE are sending millions of pounds to India in foreign aid and they have just sent a craft to MARS,I don't understand the reasoning behind this
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nailit
If there were an AnswerBank parliament, who would you vote for and for what position?...
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ferlew
Three times today I have smelled cigarette smoke. In my kitchen this morning, neither me or Mr F have smoked for a good few years. Neither neighbours smoke either. This afty, at my craft class, I...
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rockyracoon
I'm driving myself round the twist at the moment, looking for a dance tune from (I think) the 90's. People mostly did the Electric Slide to it. Any ideas anyone. Not a lot to go on, I know. :)...
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Slapshot
New underwear evict to make your farts smell Minty... ;0) http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb6/Slapshot_3/87325C7E-41BB-438A-B365-3E17C09428B6.jpg...
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Tilly2
Mr T and I have just been discussing the wealth of words that little Tilly understands. She understands/responds to:- Tilly!, sit, stay, stand, leave, come, go, here, down, lie, over, ok, chewy,...
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maggiebee
Following on from a post a couple of days ago, does anyone remember The Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club. No idea why it popped into my mind. Was it a show in its own right or was it part of a...
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joggerjayne
Waiting for the new season of Plebs at 10.00pm Really looking forward to it. Season One was so funny....
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Jeza
Today Mic has driven me round the bend, I'm worn out mentally. At about 5.30 I told him I needed to go to the shop to buy bread and not to call me as I wouldn't hear him. I poured myself a B&C, picked...
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Ann
If you live in the Midlands mark this date down on your calendar - NEXT THURSDAY 25th. The Vulcan is doing a "Cold War Tour" around various RAF and ex RAF bases so you may get a good view :) Can't...
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Jeza
I'm showered and ready for bed. Cuba Libre to hand, and cheers to all ABers on this Friday night.
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Georgiesmum
After listening to the end of Vanessa Feltz early radio show this morning, what three things couldnt you do without (apart from your family)...
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Ann
Today is Jeza's special day - her birthday. We all know how hard this wonderful caring lady works, so let's make her day by posting as many birthday wishes, poems, stories and jokes as we can, to keep...
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ferlew
If a couple married some six years ago, and split within a year, when could the marriage be ended?
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Jeza
Can a person of knowledge tell me how long is a cheque valid for if you don't pay it in as soon as you receive it?
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nailit
Any toilet gags?

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