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flump1
A new biscuit, made by Fox on offer at Sainsburys for 59p per pack ( over here ) are lush ! Caramel or hazlenut . No question, just wanted to share that vital information !...
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excelsior-1
oh s***, i cannot think of anything :-/...
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Baldric
Your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course.. .......at least he'll shut up after you let him in!...
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Mattk
Just saw this advert on TV (hopefully link works) and immediately thought that it is sending out the wrong message to small children. A stranger (Barny) arrives, introduces himself and asks the child...
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ToraToraTora
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23852854...
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Smowball
Havent been on here for ages! Gona have a mooch about for a bit and see what I've missed lol.
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Ann
Have a lovely birthday!
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Ann
Have a lovely birthday!
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NoMercy
Have a great day x x
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Dee Sa
does this advert for Calgon where the talk down to you as if we all idiots annoy you like it does me, I could really slap that woman "expert" who adds her twopennyworth. It really gets up my nose [...
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excelsior-1
good morning everyone here is the picture for today, have fun thinking up funny captions as usual, best answer to the one i find most humerous, when i judge tomorrow morning...
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ferlew
Approx 5 days out of 7 I get them. They are so realistic. Many relate to my working life, which was happy, and 15 years in the past. Some are car/driving related. I have never had an accident. I can...
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sherrardk
A job has come up locally as a pre-school manager. I am hugely tempted to apply for it but I have no early years experience although I am a fully qualified secondary teacher with years of Senior...
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joggerjayne
On t he beach, if you sit in a deck chair, there's a guy ho comes over and charges you two pounds. So he works on the beach. All day. Every day. And he is the whitest white guy I've ever seen. It's...
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Jemisa
My Uncle will be 80 years old in November, there is a secret do being held at the 'Holiday Inn' with a Jazz band so everything is going smoothly. My biggest problem is what to get as a gift, I'm...
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Leigh130
Looking for some advice as everything I try seems to fail! My daughter is 4 and a half, she's well behaved and such a sweet little girl but she has this awful awkwardness about her, and she sulks over...
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rosiew
Morning My mum has a huge Fox that has taken up residence in her back garden. It literally lives there. She is scared to death to leave her back door open just incase it wants to venture inside, she...
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sherrardk
Been round to my friend's house sitting in the garden. Not only saw shooting stars but an owl in flight, I have never see an actual wild owl before, flipping thing was huge.
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queenofmean
.... just a wee message before I go to bed. Ricky got a visit from the team manager today and he squeezed his hand and opened his eyes. He is also out of High Dependency and is hopefully going to be...
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excelsior-1
Good afternoon everyone Here is the picture for today - so select your funny gears, and have a go I shall pick the most humerous caption tomorrow morning before I go to work Have fun...

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