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Happy Birthday !

Mrs Nessie Birthday today, can't tell you her age but it starts with a 4 and ends in a 9, Your right ! 4,555,329 years old. Away to nurse my injuries ? Nessie :- (...

mikey4444

New Pope

Now that they have elected another cardinal that nobody has ever heard of before, can we talk about something really important now please ?...

EcclesCake

I have learnt that some friends coming over on Saturday are expecting a feeding. I'm a tad peeved by their expectation but secretly grateful as I have a lot of veg that needs using up. On the basis...

sandyRoe

Dave Lee Travis

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21772616 Do old sins cast long shadows?...

DJHawkes

When You Go Into Poundland (Or Similar)

do you have to add up what you've spent in your head?

gness

In The Morning

I am going to the hospital for another attempt at the treatment they keep getting wrong. It's now six months since this this hooha started but at least I can finish the serial I have been following in...

Smowball

The Nutter.

Police are hunting the 'Knitting Needle Nutter', who stabbed 6 people in the backside recently. They believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern........

rowanwitch

Ed Darling Can I Be A Cheeky Mare

As I won't be around on Friday and saturday can we have a wedding logo from tomorrow or I will miss it... I will try to put a screen shot in my scrap book for posterity...

EvianBaby

Sunshine Is Good For The Soul

It's gorgeous here today. So nice that it's actually making me forget all my stresses. I mean, I'm even allowing myself a post about the weather, and I hate posts about the weather! Amazing what a bit...

Iluvspikey

Bored, Sore And Typing One Handed

had my shoulder op today, can't get comfy :-(

Jeza

£1.87 For A Bloody Cauliflower.......

Then I remembered what the mechanic told me in 07. " graves yards are full of rich people". So I bought the cauli, but god what a price....

Steve.5

What Month, Its Be Hell

Firstly my sister in laws mother passes away, then my father & now my wife`s grandmother has just gone. be glad to see the back of this year already. Anybody else had to endure such a torrid time in...

mrs_overall

For Fun - Slightly Change Ab Names

1. AB terrorists - The Tilly-Ban 2. An East Yorkshire DSS Investigator - Humber-snoop 3. A team of doctors in aeroplanes - A Sqadron Can you think of any more?...

flump1

The Jeremy Kyle Show

Or as it is known in our house, Nuts and sluts show. The calibre of guest has hit an all time low of late. They are unkempt and Jeremy does nothing to control their ridiculous behaviour. I used to...

joko

New Wrinkle Treatment - Heading For Trouble?

Just seen this - whether it works or not i don't know, but do you think this may spark up a whole host of DIY disasters...?...

wildwood

Brilliant!

You just go to see this.

RATTER15

Its So Cold This Morning.........

My testicles are now ovaries!!! Brrrrrrrrr...

Jemisa

Fishing Story...

I went fishing this last weekend,but after a short time I ran out of bait. Then I saw a cotton-mouth water moccasin snake with a frog in its mouth.Frogs are good Bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't...

sunny-dave

English As She Is Spoke ..

The sainted Mrs_O (praise be to Marigold) used the lovely word "disgruntled" a while ago ... which made me think (noise of cogs whirring) ... You can be disgruntled ... but not gruntled You can be...

emmie

Return To Winter

it's freezing cold, snowing earlier, blowing a hoolie as well, I thought spring was here, or just about, what is going on......

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