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Do You Judge A Book By Looking At The Cover?

You obviously know what I mean by this saying?

Is Andrea A Victim Of Voting Complacency?

Last night we saw Andrea, arguably favourite to win, in the bottom two. We then had the spectacle of the best singer versus the worst singer. Stevi did pull all the stops out and against another...

Arksided

Rowan And Redman?

Good morning all, I heven't seen these posters for a while, and knowing that some of you keep in touch via E-mail etc... I wondered if they're ok. I know Redman was poorly... I hope they're fine but...

Milvus

But His Mum Loves Him

https://www.flickr.com/photos/40634294@N06/13946874431/...

emmie

The Ignorance Test

if this shows up, see how well you do, quite an interesting piece. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24836917...

DTCwordfan

Image And Competition Part 2 - Only Tonight, 10/9

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/02/article-2069200-0F06583F00000578-884_634x521.jpg DTC and Excel meet in an aquarium bar............ Captions please - deadline midnight or your bits get bitten...

Lie-in King

Happy Birthday, Mamyalynne!

I hope you have a lovely day :-)) x

phoebesmum

Problem Sticky Emulsion

I have painted 2 walls fine but starting wall 3 the paint is not going on well, all sticky and leaving streaky bits ... what has gone wrong ? I have added some water but now am painting with a brush...

xraanswerban

Television License Enforcement Agency Trouble

For many years now my brother in York has had lots of trouble with the Television license enforcement agency. They insist that he purchases a Television License, this insistence is backed up with...

tonyav

Sprouts.

Hope everyone's got their sprouts on the cooker now, or they won't be ready for Christmas dinner !.

marval

Another Adults Only

Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms. Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms. Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms. Sex at a Steven...

vakayu

Escalation Of Food Banks

This is a dreadful situation,they have said this is the one "business" rising in UK,with twice as many outlets as Debenhams.Such a terrible admission and the chancellor and government are saying the...

Jemisa

Fishing Story...

I went fishing this last weekend,but after a short time I ran out of bait. Then I saw a cotton-mouth water moccasin snake with a frog in its mouth.Frogs are good Bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't...

emmie

Return To Winter

it's freezing cold, snowing earlier, blowing a hoolie as well, I thought spring was here, or just about, what is going on......

LochNessMonster

For Those Who Have Lost Their Mother, This Mothers Day.

Sometimes Mom in passing Would pat you on the back And sometimes in passing She'd show you the right track. Sometimes Mom in passing Would say, "You sure look nice!" And sometimes in passing She...

gness

A Fly On The Wall

Is what I would love to be tomorrow. My son has just called in on his way to visit the daughter in Devon. I sent him into the dining room to fetch my cheque book. He was ages and very quiet when he...

Jemisa

Was Bored...

A young man & his girlfriend are having sex every night & the same old routine is starting to get boring. So, as she"s a big girl, she suggests he sticks his foot inside her to see if that spices...

Sparkles62

Answerbank's Addictive

Answerbank's addictive, It's worse than Heroin, Back from work, lap top out, Plug in, turn on, log in. Answers to my crosswords, Chats and jokes and trends, Then settle for the evening, And chat to...

excelsior-1

I Am Being Forced To Wear ...

..soft French hats. i have just got to grin and beret....

AB Editor

Onwards And Downwards January 2013

Hello all, A very happy New year to all our Onwards and Downwards crew. I hope you all had a lovely time over Christmas and let yourselves have a treat now and then. I expect we shall gain a few more...

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