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jockmcdonald
Doesn't quite fit this category but I'm not sure where to put it. I need to send a postcard to the USA, and I was wondering if two first class stamps would be ok?
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joggerjayne
Q. What's orange, and sounds like a carrot? A. A parrot. (sorry guys ... blame today's Guardian)
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Francis Asis
Hope this is the right place for this. If it takes approximately 8 minutes for the light from the sun to reach us and I am watching the sun set, did the sun actually set 8 minutes ago?
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KAZ
I have noticed recently that the TV temporarily loses sound, just for a few seconds, it seems to be happening quite often . has anyone else noticed this? is it to do with the digital switch over or...
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nikkimcd
do they ever advertise before the episode that the contestant has won the 250,000? I remember they would do that with who wants to be a millionaire but I wondered if they did it with deal or no deal
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chrissa1
Isn't Emmerdale pushing the realms of belief in showing Lily after a major brain operation, with no sign of a hair being out of place and not even an Elastopast on the wound, which from her headaches,...
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Leachy10
Just got an advent calendar from Woolworths. All the windows were boarded up
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Leachy10
A guy walks in to a kebab shop and is surprised to see Father Christmas serving behind the counter. "Santa!" he says. "What are you doing working here? Shouldn't you be up at the North Pole preparing...
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Mr-Marvel
What has a 65 year old woman got in her knickers that an 18 year old has'nt , her t!tts.
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denis567
A man checked into an hotel in Florida. There was a computer in his room so he decided to send his wife a quick message. Unfortunately he mistyped the email address without realising it and sent it...
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Francis Asis
I am completely stumped. Hopefully someone can help. My mum and dad have a DVD recorder and video combination machine. I have been usuing it to copy videos of the kids to DVD. I have just opened a new...
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crisgal
"have you got any bread?" "No" says the barman "we don't sell bread" The duck says "Have you got any bread?" "I just told you, we don't sell it in here" the barman replied. "Have you got any bread?"...
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Francis Asis
For the first time ever yesterday I completed the Times crossword without using a single dictionary. I've just checked the solution in todays paper and they are all correct. I just wanted to share...
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Harry-Wragg
Two lions walking down Oxford Street. One says to the other:- 'Quiet today, eh?'
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joko
i suspect this is a north/south thing....?
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Francis Asis
Might seem like a silly question. If I buy a song online and download to my computer as an MP3 file can I then copy it to a CD to play on a CD player?
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Francis Asis
Hi, i've just got my first DVD recorder and I'm a bit confused about disc types and finalizing. The manual is very confusing. The way i understand it, with a DVD-R or DVD+R you can record but not...
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Francis Asis
Can anyone help with 45 down please? Swindler cheated wastrel out of one (7) I have d-t-l-r thanks
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Francis Asis
Hi, my daughter wants to sing ABBA's "Money money money'' in a school play and needs a backing track. Can anyone recommend a website where i can download the music free? Preferably one that is easy to...
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Francis Asis
Hi I have recorded some sound using windows sound recorder and now want to edit it. i want to chop a few seconds off the beginning and the end. It used to be an option on sound recorder but on windows...

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