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specially for Ronnie, Whiffey and Champers .. KINKY

A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar getting really wasted. They are both really depressed.The man asks the woman why she's so down and she replies, My husband left me because he said I...

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its snowing

BEL, just to let you know its snowing in Glasgow now, im all chuffed to bits!

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has george best popped his clogs?

It's just I walked past a butchers this morning and it had a sign saying - Best Liver For Sale

bartholomew

Package tour India

I am a single 27 y/o male who would like top go to India on a package tour. Can anyone recommend anything?

Nadina Robso

Travel time

How long does it take to fly from London to Athens?

undikey

Flying within the EU

how long do I have to have left on my passport if I am travelling within the EU? I have vaguely heard something about 6 months, but is this true?

Supernick

How to spend my winnings

I've just won ?50 in Thomas Cook vouchers in a pub quiz, so any suggestions on what i could do with them. I'm pretty skint at the moment so can probably only go a maximum of another ?50 over that

simroj

36 leg jeans for men?!

where can I buy nice 36 leg jeans for men?!

NiceCupOfTea

Slingback shoes - help needed!

When I wear slingbacks the strap just ends up slipping off my foot so I may as well be wearing mules. Is there something I can buy or do that will keep the horrible things round the top of my heel...

chizzy22

help!!! squeaky boots!!

Just bought a new pair of boots The left one squeaks at the top across the ankle every time I take a step! What can I do to stop this? It's getting embarassing!

spaced

Aliens.....do you think they exist????

Are we really the only life forms in the universe?? I know that most UFO sighting are a load of nonsense, but even if 2% of them were real, then that would mean that there is "something out there"....

10ClarionSt

Control freak.

Just what is a control freak? Is it someone who wants control of something but can't get it? Or is it someone who is going mad because they're a boss or something? What about someone who has no credit...

funnywebsite

Can anybody spend a penny for me?

I am too lazy to go, so can anybody go for me?

tell-me-more

Is there a national directory of smoke-free pubs?

Or something similar.

butterfly76

Moving to the Shires...

I recently moved to Oxfordshire and beautiful as it is, I find the moajority of people really unfriendly and snotty. Don't be cross if you live their its probably not you! but my question is out of...

cherrybomb

Nina short for ...?

Is the name Nina a shortening of a longer name as well as a name in it's own right. Like Carol is a shortening of Caroline as well as a name in it's own right and am I correct in thinking that Betty...

frizzytwig

Seasons

My 7 year old son was worried about his homework yesterday, which was to name the months in the seasons. Now does anybody know what they as I'm not sure. I told him, Winter- Dec, Jan, Feb Spring- Mar,...

arty7774

New pub opening times

What are your views about the new opening times in pubs and clubs?

~sillycow~

Greasy Hair

Any ideas on how i can keep my hair nice and shiny for at least 2 days?? I had it cut and coloured last week and it stayed lovely and shiny for a while then when i washed it first time after i had...

blondegirly

Saliva!

why do you end up with excessive saliva when exercising? in my case I have just got a new bike after years without and am loving it but almost gag because the exertionseems to produce so muchsaliva....

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